the patch of hair that sometimes grows at the top of the ass crack. Usually becomes visible when the person bends over.
by ruggala December 24, 2004
Get the muskratmug. A small penis that is over powered by the bush that surrounds it; when a man's pubes are more impressive than their penis.
by RockCock555555 February 14, 2012
Get the Muskratmug. My mom came home after I'd taken 15 tequila shots, but she didn't even know because I have such a good muskrat.
by Muskrat King March 6, 2012
Get the muskratmug. Slang. Prevalent throughout the Midwest, the South, Canada, Eastern European countries and in certain sports like Hockey and Baseball. Facial hair that includes a mustache that connects to a goatee, to form a continuous circle of hair. The facial analogy of the mullet. Also known as a Van Dyke.
When we went to the sports bar, we saw half the guys watching Nascar sporting muskrat's.
Look at Bruce, he's wearing a muskrat!
Look at Bruce, he's wearing a muskrat!
by Big Eddie April 12, 2006
Get the muskratmug. by pigfucker November 23, 2003
Get the Muskratmug. A very good looking male. Can be used anytime anyplace when a hottie is approaching to warn friends of said eyecandy.
by iwouldreplaceyouwithnikaanyday January 1, 2009
Get the muskratmug. A form of torture, varying from forceful sexual activities, to beating the victim mercilessly with eggplant shaped objects, or making them watch pornography of their grandparents/parents. After a muskrat takes place it usuall takes 2 weeks to recover if you survive. YOU DON'T WANT A MUSKRAT!!
Dude did you hear? Riley was given a horrible muskrat, and they found him in the bathroom traumatized, and shaking while whispering "didn't want to go first"
by Muskratman March 30, 2015
Get the Muskratmug.