Musket

When you have a long weekend filled with booze and cigarettes and you feel like shit the next day and you want to shoot yourself. Usually you are sweating, have indigestion, diarrhea and mumble your words.

God, that weekend down at the lake was hell on my liver. Ugh, Musket.

by SimpyJ August 25, 2011

Musket

When you take a dip and then spit the dip spit into someone elses mouth. It is called a musket because of its close relation to the "shotgun" the shotgun is when you blow smoke of any through your hand or any other hollow object into the other persons mouth and they get all your smoke. The musket you dont use your hand, it is just a transfer of dip spit.

She said she had never tried chew, so i gave her a musket. Next thing I knew, we are married with 7 kids.

by CAGP June 22, 2010

Musket

Term refering to a person or individual that is attracted to the same sex. Or gay, fag.

Ay bro that guy is a musket so stay away from him.

Why are u such a musket? Why are u so gay?

You fuckin' musket!!
You fucik fag

You have a musket friend?
You have a gay friend?

by RARE951R January 12, 2008

Musket

Old era slang for a gentleman's dingle dangle; a penis

Those with the shortest muskets must stand closer to the trenches.

by wojo397 September 28, 2015

Musket

The male reproductive organ. Dick, cock, wang etc...

Joe likes to grab his musket, powder his balls and shoot loads at Hillary.

by joey.loves.hillary October 26, 2016

Musket

NOT a small cannon, you fucking cretin

"a musket is a small cannon"
"No, you fucking idiot"

by RightOpinion October 8, 2019

Musket

A musket is a muzzle-loaded long gun that appeared as a smoothbore weapon in the early 16th century, at first as a heavier variant of the arquebus, capable of penetrating plate armour.1 By the mid-16th century, this type of musket gradually disappeared as the use of heavy armour declined, but musket continued as the generic term for smoothbore long guns until the mid-19th century.2 In turn, this style of musket was retired in the 19th century when rifled muskets (simply called rifles in modern terminology) using the Minié ball (invented by Claude-Étienne Minié in 1849) became common.3 The development of breech-loading firearms using self-contained cartridges (introduced by Casimir Lefaucheux in 1835) and the first reliable repeating rifles produced by Winchester Repeating Arms Company in 1860 also led to their demise.4 By the time that repeating rifles became common, they were known as simply "rifles", ending the era of the musket.

He shot the musket at the children

by Cowbelly64 December 18, 2022