Minge Munchies

Common HSV or cold sore symptoms on one's face cause by excessive cunnalingus. Embarrassing to you, your woman, your doctor, your family and friends when discovered. AKA: Al Jolson face or reverse Al Jolson face.

Dude 1: Hey what's up with your face?
Dude 2: I went down on that new girl and got a dose of Minge Munchies.
Dude 1: Man, you look like Al Jolson, was she your Mammy?
Dude 2: Uncool, Bro! Uncool!
Dude 1: Was she on ragtime?
Dude 2: Enough!

by SaltyKnob March 23, 2017

Roll Over Munchies

When you get so high that you pass out and wake up the next morning hungrier then a fucking bear

"Shit dude, I'm so fucking hungry, I've got those roll over munchies"

"Yeah me too man"

by StonerDreams May 17, 2010

Metal Munchies

When you really need to ear some metal music.

-I've got the metal munchies after hearing too much pop music at that party

by SnakeMetal July 16, 2009

Joe Munchies

A disparaging nickname for Senator Joe Manchin, the poseur Democrat from West Virginia, because his racist arguments are about as coherent as a 24-7 pothead.

Here comes Senator Joe Munchies with another illogical diatribe in defense of the neo-Nazi Republican filibuster!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 23, 2021

Sleep-munchies

When you can't go to sleep or think about sleeping because hunger overcomes you.

Damn, I need second dinner. I have a mad case of the sleep-munchies.

by Andrew 'The Captain' Hoang April 26, 2006

Lunchie munchies

This legendary sentence was said by our great lord Pip from South Park

Pip: Any of you blubs now what's for lunch, today?
Cargman and the gang: awkward silence
Pip: LUNCHIE MUNCHIES? HMMMMM?!

by MacDonald Mac and Cheese December 7, 2019

muschtitis

A disorder in which the feet produce a sickening smell.

bills feet reek of muschtitis
his shoes smell horrible, he might have muschtitis

by Musch40 September 28, 2018