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muffin tits

Boob spillage, as in when a woman wears a bra that's too small, as in muffin-top.
I need to go bra-shopping this weekend. I've got a serious case of muffin tits today.
by J_r October 20, 2008
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muffintitus

is the rapidly spreading disese that makes one addicted to muffins..worse than any type of drug. Muffintitus can make you bankrupt from spending all your money on muffins. Usually the top of the muffin is wanted the most.
Whoa..i just looked at that damn muffin and caught muffintitus.
by jen nish May 5, 2008
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Muffinism

A small religion, based initially in the Muffin clan of Newgrounds. Worships the almighty Muffin Lord and all of his creations. Learn more at www.churchofmuffinism.tk

Amen
Muffinism believer = Muffinist
Religeous holidays = 23rd March (St. Hubert's Day)
by hyphon March 14, 2004
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muffinist

A person who is a rascist, but for muffins.
Daphne: Blueberry muffins make me want to throw up!

Everyone Else: You're such a muffinist. Chill.
by Quuentong May 24, 2016
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Muffinitus

A disease that is caused by consuming too many muffins, it is now most common among high-schoolers who eat muffins as a quick and easy meal. Once an excessive ammount of muffins has been consumed, dependency eventually becomes the disease Muffinitus. Once Muffinitus is contracted, it is necessary to think of muffins on a regular basis and consume at least 2 per week. If you don't, the following things can and probably will happen.
1. Withdrawl symptoms
2. Hunger
3. Death.
Gibson-"So how about, since I've been eating muffins like every day, I developed Muffinitus. Now I have to get Muffin extract injected through an IV constantly!"
Lorelie"Oh wow, that's bitchin'"
by Brandon Burch, PH.D June 23, 2007
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muffintops

The part upper part of the buttocks that are exposed when wearing low riding jeans or pants.
When these fat chicks wear pants too tight and their ass gets pushed up out the top of the waist band.

Yo, your muffintops are showing.
by Randy (muffinman) October 28, 2007
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Muffintops

Excess nasty (fat rolls) hanging over one's pants in the love handle region.
"Damn look at Richard Muffintops she looks like a whore today!"
by ILoveYourMothersVagina April 24, 2008
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