muffy

Another Australian slang term. Down under, it is a verb that means when a man gives a woman cunnilingus. (That means he licks her vagina)

"G'day, Scotty! I heard you, ah, gave ya girlfriend a muffy on the week-end, mate."
{Pronunciation is actually "muff-ee"}

by Bean-o April 30, 2003

muffy

your boyfriend, girlfriend, significant other, your lover, your sweetheart, your best friend

Oh Muffy... I love you sooooo much !

by chutzpah girl March 17, 2009

muffi

A much more suitable plural form of the word "muffin." Why is it more suitable? It looks much cooler than the word "muffin," plus it is damn fun to say!

"Man, those muffi were delicious this morning!"

by Nich-o-Las April 2, 2008

muffy

A male buffawoof. A guy who fucks his buddy's girlfirend in the ass and admits his to next prey! plural: muffawoofeen

Eric fucked his friend Scott's girlfriend, Jessica,in the ass. Scott found out but didn't care taht his buddy was a muffy.

by vogelicious May 17, 2007

Muffy

Fishy, smelly, gross, nauseous odor of a woman's genitals/vagina

She moved out her dorm last weekend, and there is still this muffy stench in the room!

Last night I just couldn't have sex with this girl because of that muffy smell. Smelled like she went to the gym all week with the same underwear!

by Dementis11 September 14, 2010

Muffy

A slang term for a homosexual of diminutive stature, who usually is out of shape and bald. Most muffys have what is known as a "muffin top". Can usually be found in the company of small hairy creatures known as cockmonsters.

Justin: man Hugh is turning into a muffy.

Nate: yeah I saw him driving a cockmonster around the other day.

Justin: that's all the proof I need.

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by Me72476 June 9, 2011

muffys

The fluffy, foam-like covers on headphones.
(Also spelled as "muffies")

"Aw, my muffy tore."
"These muffys makes my ears itch."

by Cassie Thompson September 1, 2008