Muff Dander

Dandruff of the Muff. Dead skin cells resulting from dry skin in or around the Muff area.

I tried on a black dress for a work event I had coming up and when I took it off, I noticed I left some Muff Dander.

by HarpCity January 25, 2019

Muff Dynasty

Basically a trifecta of pussy, parliament cigarettes, and pre pubesant kids who like to lick the bick and get down and dirty with a pair of rust scissors

Wow Kate must be a part of muff dynasty with that kind of lady monger

by Beewizz April 14, 2019

muff-diving

Eating out a pussy

I went muff-diving last night and her pussy was so good that I fucked it and went muff-diving again.

by Blazing-Toker August 24, 2015

muff diver

the act of making love to a womans love box with ones tongue

james was always muff diving on jo

by the guys February 16, 2004

Muff Diving

To orally please a wordMuff
To eat out a hairy pussy

Man! I went muff divingthe other day and the dentist said he was glad i'd started flossing again!

by PurpleCowMan April 6, 2002

Muff Diva

A lesbian with an attitude

Wow - that chick is such a Muff Diva

by zooromeo January 14, 2014

Muff Dusting

The practice of a female walking by a group of males (or possibly homosexual females) while scantily clad. This process leaves pheromone-rich particles proven by top scientist to induce sexual arousal. Multiple passes are often used to obtain necessary particle density to achieve desired response. Older females (see cougars) are observed to regularly perform multiple muff dusting passes.

“Bro, that cougars been muff dusting! Four times now, I’m gonna go smash and dash”. (See ‘smash and dash’)

by WaffleTown August 20, 2018