mosquitos

Bloodsucking insects from hell.

Me: These damned mosquitos are eating me alive! They're like thousands of mini-Draculas!

by Righteous Thumb February 27, 2009

mosquitos pee hole

The smallest unit of measurement known to man. Approximately the width of an atom. A mosquito's piss stream is a string of molecules.

Gerald, that scratch on your 1981 Datsun is the size of a mosquitos pee hole, chill out.

by Limblessless August 24, 2006

mosquito

Bugs that piss people off.

Damnit! Stupid mosquitos!!

by Nick September 10, 2003

Killing Mosquitoes

What your friend does in the tent at summer camp.

Hey man what are you doing in your sleeping bag?
Nothing Just killing mosquitoes.
Really it sounds like you're jacking off.
No I'm just killing mosquitoes.
Then why have you been killing it in the same spot up and down for 10 minutes?

by TheDoodad August 5, 2019

Mosquito Mask

When one sprays adhesive onto the back of ones nut sack ( closest to the taint) then draws eyes on the front of each ball. Then proceeds to sneak up from behind while your friend or girlfriend is sitting on the couch. Then jump and sit on their head your balls should now be over their eyes and glued in place and your pecker should be towards the middle of ones forehead thus giving the appearance of a mosquito.

The mosquito mask looked good on terry this weekend but the sucker of that mosquito looked a little small.

by Small mosquito WesBus September 15, 2019

Mosquito

The whores of the insect world. All they do is get what they need from you, and leave you with nothing but a burning itch.

Mosquito: Looking for a good time?
Unsuspecting human: Yeah, that's why I went camping.
Mosquito: Mmm... blood.

The next day
Unsuspecting human: Scratch... scratch... I went camping and all I got were these lousy mosquito herpes.

by sewingmachineohno August 1, 2011

Mosquito-ing

When you're at a bar or night-club and you run out of your drink and have no money to buy a new one, so you use a straw to steal sips from other peoples' drinks while they aren't paying attention.

"I only bought a couple of drinks, but I was mosquito-ing drinks all night, so I was feelin' pretty good!"

by AHay November 21, 2009