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moonwalk

This is a situational definition. When a dog drags its ass across the carpet in order to stop it from itching it is known as moonwalking.
Peter: "Brian when have I ever asked you to do anything for this family except for that thing you do when you scoot your ass across the carpet. You know the moonwalk?"
by JonestownTea June 10, 2007
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Moonwalk

James: "how do you do the moonwalk?"
John: "it go right foot up, left foot slide; left foot up, right foot slide
by Samuel333666 June 6, 2020
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Moonwalk

The CupCakKe song that made the “Gulp Gulp Gulp Gulp” meme. If you scroll to 0:55 or 0:54, you will find it.
shartaquishajamo: damn moonwalk kinda hits
iThong 69 pro: gulp gulp gulp gulp
by fordashy is gay February 26, 2023
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Moonwalk Defense

When you deny doing something wrong by admitting you committed the same wrongdoing only once at a different time or place.
Guy 1: I didn't wear black face in that picture because I only did it this one other time at a different party.
Guy 2: Yeah, great moonwalk defense.
by thenamesmurphy February 3, 2019
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moonwalk squeak

1. what happens when someone tries to moonwalk with wet and/or brand-new shoes.
2. when someone tries to attempt something cool and fails miserably.
Jeff: Did you see Joe try to do a backflip off of the fence?
Sam: Dude. Total moonwalk squeak
by electromancerOmniscient February 16, 2015
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Muldrow Moonwalk

Originated in Muldrow Oklahoma, This act is portrayed between 3 partners, 2 partners lay side by
side face down on the floor while the third partner inserts both feet into their rectums and attempts to moonwalk.
This process is especially pleasurable if pointy cowboy
boots with thick heels are worn.
Harold and Bernard found out quickly that their loose rectums were no match for Jack and his shit kickers. Once
he started the Muldrow Moonwalk, the hoe down was all
but over!!!
by streetwhiz June 7, 2009
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Frontal Moonwalk

The act of appearing to walk without moving in space... not to be confused with a Moonwalk, as made famous by the late King of Pop Michael Jackson, which everyone knows is a dance technique that presents the illusion of the dancer being pulled backwards while attempting to walk forward.
Billie: "I swear that guy has been walking towards us for about 5 minutes now, yet he hasnt gotten any closer! What the EFF!?!?"

Diana: "Oh no gurl, he is just doing the Frontal Moonwalk. Yeah thats man!"
by Ryan Hope October 24, 2010
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