Monobrodium Dudeamate

A food additive developed in 1967 by the R&D department of the Anheuser-Busch Corporation, Monobrodium Dudeamate (MBD) is not regulated by the FDA. Commonly included in cheap beers such as Budweiser, Coors, Pabst Blue Ribbon, Miller, and Corona, this compound reacts uniquely with alcohol in the brain to produce a variety of unusual human behaviors, exploited for the economic gain of brewing companies' subsidiaries. The additive has had a unique effect on the culture of the U.S.A., producing such things as the Hooters restaurant chain, the Spike TV network, the Jackass series, the movie Animal House, and the 'tailgate party' phenomenon. Common side effects include hot wings, people buying pickup trucks to commute in the suburbs, chicken strips, wicked hangovers, and the belief that baseball is an engaging spectator sport. The chemical is also responsible for most of the behaviors of the American frat boy, and for PBR-induced hipster woman-bashing.

Adult male after consuming both alcohol and Monobrodium Dudeamate:
"WOOOO! YEEAAAH! DUDE! BRO! COME HERE! OK, DUDE, hold my beer and watch this!"

Adult male after consuming only alcohol:
"This has been quite a delightful evening, but I believe I have quaffed this Pilsner Urquell in excess. Might I trouble you to call a cab, kind sir?"

by nosnebjak October 25, 2009

monobradmin

Bad admin of one's monobrow

'Dude, you need to get a grip of your monobradmin!'

by bobishungry October 1, 2012

SQUIGGLE DIGGLE FIGGLE PICKLE WICKLE UGLY CRUSTY DUSTY MOTHER FUCKING UNICORN MONIBROW UGLY ASS TICKLE DICKLE TIPSON BILLY BURGUR BOY BING BONG BACKER DOOEY

The most creative insult to get called on discord when you are the owner of the server

Owner(undercover): Do you think this server is run by idiots?
Troll: IF YOU WERE A MOD I THINK SO YES WITH UR SQUIGGLE DIGGLE FIGGLE PICKLE WICKLE UGLY CRUSTY DUSTY MOTHER FUCKING UNICORN MONIBROW UGLY ASS TICKLE DICKLE TIPSON BILLY BURGUR BOY BING BONG BACKER DOOEY

by Lemons<3_doyoumissme? January 7, 2023

monobrow

Two eyebrows that join into one.

Look at that hobo over there, he's got a monobrow!

by Rit December 14, 2004

monobrow

someone who has one long eyebrow (usually bushy) right across their forehead. often implies untrustworthiness.

that Robert's a bit of a monobrow isn't he, Beverley?

by poodlewrestler June 26, 2003

monoboobular

only having one boob.

that chic is monoboobular.

by susieq55 July 20, 2008

monocrow

weird ass bird mf from sdra2

person 1: hey do you know who monocrow is?
person 2: yeah that fucking bird thing from sdra2

by mikado sannoji supremacy March 8, 2021