Monkey Wrench with a twist

Where a girl pulls your junk between your legs and blows you from behind then sneezes.

Man i got a monkey wrench with a twist from her!

by icemann79 July 3, 2011

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Like a Monkey Having Sex with a Basketball

A phrase you say when somebody performs an action improperly or botches a situation.

The phrase originates from New Zealand.

Connor went to kick the rugby ball down the field but it went off the side of his foot and straight out of bounds, after which his coach muttered, "Like a monkey having sex with a basketball."

by RedBeard53 July 13, 2011

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Fuck me sideways with a monkey wrench

Its just an exclamtion..either of surprise, horror, disgust, dismay...

Person 1: still another forty minutes of this boring lesson

Person 2: Aaah..fuck me sideways with a monkey wrench!

by The Wild Child January 4, 2008

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Play with my Monkey

Self gratification, to masturbate with ones self,male or female,play with my monkey

Damn that girl is hot,hang on a minute buddy,I'm going to go "Play with my Monkey" real quick!!

by Bad Ass Mr.Clyde May 28, 2018

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dance with your monkey

A euphemism for male masturbation.

I'm sure that episode of Golden Girls got you pretty aroused, why don't you go lock yourself in the HR conference room and dance with your monkey for a while?

by Chancellor Berry Newt September 9, 2016

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