mompie

Affectionate way of calling someone a 'dumbass' or 'silly nipple'

A:I just walked into a lampost

B: Aw..you're such a mompie

by sweetecko July 29, 2010

Mampire

Sumbody that bleeds there mam dry

Mampire: sum1 that always asks there mam for money taking her last like a vampire would bleed a human dry instead of vampire mampire

by Mampire October 4, 2019

Mompie

A monkey-esq object that evokes feelings of intense longing.

"Hey look over there, a Mompie!"

"Hey look at that! That looks like a Mompie huh?"
"Look at that fuck'n, Mompie!"

by Mompie Boi November 20, 2022

Allyssah Mompremier

The girl of your dreams. You either want to be her or be in her. However she’s dangerous, don’t mess with her.

Boy 1: Do you see her?!?
Boy 2: *drools* who is that?
Boy 1: Allyssah Mompremier 😈🤪😻

by Reliablesource37458 November 7, 2021