mombie

A mindless, half-dead idiot who walks and plays with their mobile phone at the same time.

I nearly ran over a mombie who walked into the road without looking the other day.

by BDino August 17, 2012

Momby

A momby is a mother that resembles a baby.

"My momby just yawned like a baby!" or "My momby just has thee smallest hands!"

by Genius Wizard. January 1, 2014

googoo mombie pp

A kid saying: its got to go pee.

Googoo mombie pp = Gotta go pp mommy.

by slim playboy June 20, 2020

Mombie

A woman who's whole life revolves around her "precious kids". (Said kids usually act like demons from hell). She usually smells like she hasn't showered in 2 weeks and looks like she hasn't slept in days. Her conversations revolve around the hellspawn she calls her kids, her baby-daddy hasn't touched her since she conceived her last child,and she gets VERY pissed off when you say you're never going to have kids, calling you "selfish" and "lazy". Clearly ignoring that you are already struggling to get by because you work a minimum wage job and don't have a romantic partner or roommate to help with your cost of living.

Ugh, Karen is such a mombie. Her kids are literal demons, she got pissed off because I said I want a hysterectomy, and I'm pretty sure I saw her husband going into a hotel room with a prostitute and A LOT of cocaine.

by Failurebitch July 14, 2025