Mollycoddle

To gargle a penis in the back of one's throat while massaging the testicles and scrotum.

Did you hear her mollycoddle him for a good half hour? It was distracting.

by Poppycock909 August 10, 2010

Mollycoddle

Someone who thinks they're a lot tougher than they actually are.

The mollycoddle threatened to slap you and break your jaw, you can tell he/she thinks they are tough.

by Solid Mantis November 5, 2019

mollycoddle

A 21st century Peg Bundy. A meth addicted whore. Spends her days on the internet ignoring her kids. Has an insatiable hunger for lying and attention. In general, you would never want your kids hanging out at this kids house.

You got the number of a good divorce attorney?? I have a mollycoddle in my house.

by CardTrader December 12, 2007

Mollycoddle

A weak guy/girl. A mollycoddle keeps on telling the world that they are strong, or that the group they're a part of is strong, to the point that most other people would be considered braggarts if they did the same thing.

The mollycoddle talks about being strong, but never tells you about backstabbing people that knew him/her, whining about not getting something he/she were sure they deserved, or the world he/she retreats and hides from when he/she considers it scary.

by Solid Mantis July 12, 2019

Mollycoddle

A baby reptile, a mollycoddle can be either sex, male or female.

The girl wanted to be a drill sergeant when she grew up, but people knew her as a soft mollycoddle and did not comply with her orders.

by Solid Mantis June 14, 2018

Mollycoddle

A female who thinks she's a witch and the world is on a witch hunt, or a conspiracy to witch hunt.

You're not a witch, you're a JAP (Jewish American Princess) mollycoddle.

by Solid Mantis November 4, 2019

mollycoddle

A kid that has their mother come save them from any pipes they might hit their own head on in life.

The mother of the mollycoddle blamed the daycare (for negligence) or other kids over the mollycoddle hitting her head on a pipe, and wanted everything shut down over it. What about the kid paying attention to what she was doing, hitting your head on a pipe was a good way to make the rest of us a bit more alert. It's the same kind of softening of society thing as a mother or father getting locked up over a kid getting in a fight at school. Kids are supposed to fight, kids are supposed to hit their head on shit. It's the difference between living to age 2 and living past age 2 without assistance.

by The Original Agahnim October 13, 2021