When a large, sweaty, naked native american stands above you spreading their ass as you sit on the the ground "indian" style while they clench their ass cheeks on your head and stand up slowly, leaving a smelly, greasy, crusty mohawk behind.
by reverend spazm October 6, 2012
Hey so I was in the Mojave Desert and it was so fucking hot im sweating after 5 seconds of sitting outside
by casportsfan July 13, 2014
The name for an act of foreplay in which the recieving party turns their blowdryer on full blast while pointing it directly into their partners mouth, causing extreme dryness, making the tongue rather "cat-like". The partner then proceeds to perform oral sex. The acts name derives from its extreme dryness, and to be quite honest. . . the chafing.
"i thought he was gonna go down and get me all wet but he pulled a surprise Mojave Muncher and damn near sanded my clit off! Goddam, i say Goddam!!!"
by themojavemuncher February 26, 2015
by Bad ass bo August 10, 2017
When you're having sex with a girl from behind and she farts the toilet paper from her poopy butthole onto your torso.
Man, I got with this girl from tinder last night and she gave me the ol' Mojave Dustbowl. I feel like I'm covered in paper mâché.
by Arthur Sikes November 23, 2018
Mojave cock is when you feel like your cock just journeyed through the Mojave because it's been dry for so long.
by anon5878 August 17, 2013
The act of masturbating to a girl in front of you on all 4's , then right before the point of ejaculating you spit on the girl, she turns around thinking its semen, then you punch her mutha fuckin lights out nigga!
by BenisWhite June 18, 2011