misconception of random (MOR)

Basically the misuse of the word 'random' to describe or prescribe unrandom ideas.

Our brain works like flickering through television channels, get used to it.

Mostly committed by individuals to make their own idea sound cooler than it is or to express easy amusement to unheard ideas.

Think the episode of Spongebob Squarepants where a gorilla suddenly appeared into the scene, now that's random.

A: I was thinking of eating gummy bears that day
B: that's so random!
C: dude, misconception of random (MOR)!

A: I made a random dish that day. I used eggs and apples!
C: MOR

non-MOR is:
A: I should finish this book I'm reading soon... SNOWBALLS
C: RANDOM! you reminded me of the queen's underwear size

by captainflyingmonkey May 23, 2009

Misconception

The act of transplanting your testicles into an unknowing victim so they can impregnate someone but with your children.

John: Did you cheat on me?

Mary: No, I swear! it doesn't look like you because of Misconception! You must have Dave's testicles in you!

Dave (in a squeaky voice): No idea what you're talking about.

by Kabuto_Kamui November 7, 2020

Misconstrudel

To incorrectly interpret a strudel as another baked good or pastry, or vice versa.

Q: Hey man, where'd you get this delicious apple turnover?
A: Dude. Common misconstrudel right there... you have got to learn your pastries!

by devilashe June 9, 2014

Misconjuiced

Its a word used primarily for when someone misplaces their juice. Or when an unexpected bodily fluid is released.

Greg: Damn it John, I've lost my juice,

John: seems like you've had a small case of a misconjuiced.

Or

Greg: shit I've misconjuiced my cum all over the floor again.

by ReesesBeefus March 21, 2019

Mishon

Mishon is tall Chocolate and handsome, he is very strong-willed and extremely athletic and kind to the people he loves the most. Mishon’s a great loyal friend to have and gives the best advice, he’s wise beyond his years, but don’t piss him off because when you do, he won’t hesitate to lay down the hammer. Mishon is a little bit of a mama’s boy and He values and appreciates his family and his pets more than anything although sometimes he can be super introverted and a little bit of a jerk, (but in a funny way).if you ever get a chance to be friend a Mishon you should cherish him because he doesn’t make friends easily but when he does he makes friends for life. Mishon is that cool laid-back guy that doesn’t know how cool he really is. Oh yeah and Mishon is very driven and artistic, Mishon is the type of guy that see’s beauty in the simple things like rainy days and greenways.

Mishon don’t play bout his family try him if you want to.

by Heartly December 5, 2019

Michon

A sexy female that is also intelligent. She is know to be fashionable and fun to be around.

Thought to be the perfect type of wife.

Wow, that girl is so fine. She is definitely a Michon

by DiamondLuv March 8, 2010

Misconstrue

To carelessly misinterpret another person's words, ideas or intentions, often with a dismissive and disparaging mindset. When a person misconstrues, they rely on their gut feeling while paying no attention to the actual content and rationale. Though it can happen anywhere, such quick-to-react idiocy is almost exclusive to Twitter and Reddit.

See also: gaslighting

Me: *posts a genuine and sincere LifeProTip on how to clean junk on your phone* 0 upvotes

Redditard: Stop advertising your app dickhead, we know that shit doesn't work. 12 upvotes

Me: Oh look, typical Redditard misconstrued my post. Nowhere in my post did I even say that it was my app!!! -5 upvotes

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 9, 2021