Misfart

Occurs when movement of yourself or a certain objects causes a sound that mimics a fart. This usually involves chairs (or bar stools) or Velcro. The corresponding noise is then misinterpreted as a fart, and results in a awkward moment of either silence or unnecessary explanation.

Sometime only the maker of the noise realizes that they have caused a misfart and proceeds to explain themselves, thereby causing even more awkwardness.

Occasionally, especially when alcohol is involved, the misfart is actually a real fart, but the suspect believes they can mask it as a misfart.

May or may not be closely followed by a courtesy fart.

Person A: Dude i heard that

Person B: No i slipped and scrapped the chair over the marble floor, totally a misfart...

Person A: Dude, now i can smell it

Person B: Okay so i farted after, but the sound came from the chair

by nash667 February 23, 2010

Miafarry

A unique indiviual with luscious locks. One with eyebrows filled with potential. And a deep desire to be on Stranger Things. Watch out Milly Bobby Brown she might just steal your man!

Omg she is such a Miafarry

by lazaris October 28, 2019

misfake

When someone acts like they made a mistake, but they're actually faking it.

Girl: "Chick, did you actually just grab my man's junk?"
Chick: "No, girl... it was a mistake"
Girl: "Not sure chick, seems like you meant to do it!"
Chick: "Girl, you saying I faked it and made a misfake!?!"

by GlazeHer December 31, 2013

Misaam Lav

noun

1. An old Latin scripture that means Sour Love.

verb

2. Intense love for vinegar

1. "Gorlock really went out on him that day, it must be some Misaam Lav"

2. "He feels Misaam Lav, he truly loves vinegar"

by KushPabloUlupongMongus June 29, 2023

Misaaaamisaaaa

Very nice to me and is my amazing and wonderful mutual,also supports my severe kazuha addiction :D

Wow misaaaamisaaaa is one of my favorite mutuals!

by Kazuhapancakes April 20, 2022

Misaiah

A typical name given to a lightskin boy! They are typically really cute but sometimes mean. This name comes from a Greek Origin.

"Man is that Misaiah? He's cute!"

by eshawtyg April 20, 2015

misafer

to be a starcraft addict

he is a misafer and never stops playing

by Dreamaker December 17, 2006