a term used to describe someone who is trying to do as little work as possible at any given time relative to the amount and type of work he or she should be doing. a mincer can plan a 'mince' in advance as well as 'mincing' spontaneously. a mince or mincer is usually the first to tell a fellow colleague off for mincing themselves. mincing is the art of avoiding any form of work.
"alright Bruce",
"alright Ben",
"where's Adam?"
"he's on a bit of a mince"
"that lazy cunt"
"what do you expect, he's a fat mincer"
"alright Ben",
"where's Adam?"
"he's on a bit of a mince"
"that lazy cunt"
"what do you expect, he's a fat mincer"
by Benjamin 'benski' Tomkinson September 19, 2003
Someone who can turn even the tinyest of tasks into a full scale military operation.
Someone who makes a mountain out of a mole hill.
Someone who makes a mountain out of a mole hill.
Michael Lasseter
by Greg Rusedski July 27, 2003
A mincer is someone who goes clubbing on weekends and get some sort of joy in trying to pick up drunk straight guys. If they are rejected a mincer can sometimes get hostile
by Max-Felix October 10, 2006
"Look at the mincers on that dude!" or "Why can't you just get on your mincers and prance away from me."
by Nannerama April 09, 2010
A term used for someone who does things half arsed. Not using their full potential leaving others to fix their mistakes.
"Hey that guy Aaron is a total Mincer"
"Lorraine had to pick up jobs at work because Holly was being a Mincer"
"Lorraine had to pick up jobs at work because Holly was being a Mincer"
by BIggestCookInEurope January 18, 2021
Another name for minstrel, healer in MMORPG (Massively-Multiplayer Online Role-Playing Game). Some take it offensive to be called mincer instead of ministrel.
by paranoi August 14, 2008
A condition suffered by camp/gay men who walk very flamboyantly. The sufferer's leg is sore all the time due to the way they walk, and they may need physiotherapy to treat it.
Featured in a joke in Alan Carr: Spexy Beast.
Featured in a joke in Alan Carr: Spexy Beast.
by Gailo May 26, 2014