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pussy mileage

noun.

the relative mileage on a woman's vagina as calculated by multiplying the average length of a males genetial times the number of thrusts the womans vagina has received over its life time...i.e. the sluttier the girl the higher the pussy mileage
by pussy mileage calculator May 25, 2011
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Mileage

The term used to describe how much value (i.e. "bang for your buck") you will get out of a VIP Dance (i.e. private dance) from a stripper in a nudie bar.

A typical "low mileage" dance is completely hands-off. (i.e. no touching.)

A dance with fair mileage may include groping of the dancer's ass and breasts.

A dance where you're getting great mileage will include titty sucking, kissing, petting and digital vaginal penetration.

In some very rare cases, a dance including a hand-job, fellatio or full-on sex would be considered exceptional mileage. This, of course, could also be considered prostitution.
Tom: What kind of mileage will I get if I go back for a dance with that black chick?

Dick: Who, Mercedez? She'll let you finger her.
by Time4SumAksion August 15, 2006
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low mileage

She's not cherry, but she's low milage.
by Delusional October 8, 2003
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High Mileage

Although not identified as gender specific, the term "High Mileage" in a slang context is generally defined as any woman who is either known or perceived to have been with numerous sexual partners.

The term may also be seen or written as High-Mileage.
Thomas was becoming interested in Maxine but decided against it upon hearing she had a reputation for being a high mileage girl.
by Who 'Dis? Who 'Dat? February 12, 2019
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High Mileage Ho

Term used in reference towards a chick that has been more than likely around the world and back in the slut/skank/whore department...which has taken a total on her physical condition either down or upstairs but usually both.
Jack: Yo man check out that blonde hotty gettin all crazy over there, you think i could get that?

Blake: Dude wtf is wrong with you man?! Look at all that caked up makeup...don't be fooled by that worn out trash, she's gotta be a total "High Mileage Ho."

Jack: Good call man, she does seem a little worn around the edges, keep my drunk ass away from that tonight.

Blake: Likewise.
by servinthatruth March 24, 2010
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e-mileage

The phenomenon that occurs when you receive a really good email and you forward it to friends who continue to forward it on.
Man, that last email was so funny, I know it's going to get a lot of e-mileage.
by Lisad October 4, 2007
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make mileage

imperative form of "leave;" get lost; scram
"OK, make mileage."
-bouncer in Song of the Thin Man
by John Triton April 2, 2008
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