Melting Pearls

It is the process of ejaculation onto your own stomach. The resulting mess resembles a pearl melting.

I may be a little late for the party, I'm busy melting pearls at the moment.

by Starxy June 14, 2015

Idol Meeting

Used in japanese idols and vtuber communities as an euphemism for peeing

please wash your hands after going to an idol meeting

by DKN2038 March 11, 2021

dick meeting

A gathering in which one or more dicks are present.

Oy! Gingerballs! What... are you on your way to a... dick meeting?

by AlistairSmithersbottom September 23, 2009

mattiela

the name for the greatest ship ever

Girl 1: Look at that cute couple!
Girl 2: Aww they’re such a mattiela!

by mattielaismyotp January 9, 2019

mattitude

matt sturniolo’s attitude in their videos. it consists of eye rolling, swearing out his brothers, and being confused.

wow, matt really had a lot of mattitude in today’s video.

by lr25 July 19, 2022

Mattipulation

The act of deceiving females into thinking you are a good person so they will blow you behind cineplex. Made famous by Canadian Matthew Xavier Lafrance, who is famous for having sex with over 50 girls in 10 day at the Ottawa Bluesfest music festival in 2017.

Utilization of the past tense (Mattipulation)

He Mattipulated her into sexual intercourse, despite her boyfriend's pleas.

by GreasyFrenchy February 1, 2020

Peak Meeting

Peak meeting is the point in time when the maximum rate of attention extraction is reached, after which the rate of attention enters terminal decline.

Attention extraction rate is not proportionate to the volume of input over time at any one said meeting. If nothing of importance is said in the first 10 minutes commence Coffee Break.

Equation:

Length of Meeting = Rate of Novelty + Caffeine Level (-Sleep Deprivation Amount) ---> When it trends negative, all communication ceases. Standard Deviation for an expired meeting is about 10 minutes.

Employee 1: You cure can tell everyones attention span dropped 20 minutes into it the meeting.

Employee 2: Yeah the peak meeting was definitely 15 minutes.

by 11237 January 15, 2012