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methadone

A synthetic opiate intended to replace opiate based prescriptions or street drugs, so that an individual can be slowly weaned off and avoid withdrawal symptoms.
Often used as a fix between fixes. Its not uncommon for an addict to be on methadone and still using they're drug of choice.
The doctor put me on methadone because I'm having trouble getting of my meds for my back.

I don't have any cash until my pogey comes in, so I'm going to go get my methadone drink.
by -30- May 16, 2005
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methadonian

A person who is on methadone maintanence and uses methadone as their drug of choice, is extremely lethargic and can be found in a stupor, zombie like all day long. Can usually be found either standing, leaning or nodding out on a corner not far from the clinic. Methadonian is a term found most commonly in the ghettoes of New York City, where there are more methadone clinics than anywhere else in the World. Just as there are crackheads, dope fiends and speed freaks, there are Methadonians.
Yo mang check out them methadonians them ni**** is straight fiends son!

In Washington Heights, you will always find the methadonians hanging out at Burger King on 181 St. & St Nick.
by Fuggetabouit June 30, 2006
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Megalodong

A penis that, when flaccid, touches the water of the toilet whilst the carrier is excreting.
Joe stuck his megalodong into the gloryhole.
by TheMegaladong June 30, 2015
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Methadone

An opiate that blocks the high from drugs like heroin. You'll still feel something but you will not feel that same high and you will not need more.

Metadone does not give the user a high but rather a "glow". That same fuzzy feeling without the rush. Although, mixed with xanax methadone can be deadly (in high doses) and can cause a heroin like high. Which is one reason methadone has gotten a lot of negative publicity and has been deverted to the streets.

Many Drs. are opting to put pain patients on methadone to get out of pricey lawsuits from oxycontin.

Used in place of Rx drug addiction and heroin.

An addict can get methadone for free by going on BHL or welfare, by checking into a clinic. Most clinic have waiting list but will take on as many as a few 1000 patients at one time. It is all given to addicts more discretely through a medical doctor.

Has become very popular with chronic pain patients.

Negative side effects: 1/2 month withdrawal, sweating, and loss of libido.

Not a short term answer for addiction.
I was addicted for 3 years and got my life back through methadone.
by L0VE September 28, 2008
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Methadonia

An inconsiderate, inaccurate portrayal by HBO on Methadone, a lifesaving drug that has helped MILLIONS of people. Sorry HBO, you have COMPLETELY missed the whole point.
HBO doesn't know Methadonia from a crack house.
by Mark Button October 4, 2005
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Megalodonna

Noun. A fair and beautiful woman who, much like the megalodon shark, is larger than most of her kind.

Megalodon is to shark, as megalodonna is to belladonna.
Otis: You think Darcy will be at the party? I've wanted to hook up with her for a long time.

Gunther: Really? She weighs, like, three of you.

Otis: I know. Oh, how I long for my plump MEGALODONNA.
by AllTheGoodNamsAreTaken June 27, 2014
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Megalodong

I here she likes Megalodongs
by KatoArin October 10, 2022
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