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noun- describes a chubby/bbw/ssbbw woman who enjoys getting into sexual encounters with many men. May also describe a chubby/bbw/ssbbw who offers sexual encounters due to being seen by a social group as 'doable', seen by many men as 'fuckable', and internalize this social view and open their legs/lips for any man who wishes to achieve orgasm.

If the word meteor is said a few times aloud, two words can be heard "meaty whore." Hence why a meteor describes a meaty whore, a woman who will do anything with anyone at anytime free of charge.

The sex itself can be good, poor, or any in-between, but the meteor has to be overweight/obese/morbidly obese but still enjoy fucking more than one man.
1. Susie, the meteor, came for a booty call at 3am while her boyfriend was asleep, left right after, and was back again at 11 when her man went to work. 2. I'm sorry, dude; your cousin is a meteor. She had the train run on her by the defensive line last week then was seen on the phone with the center making plans. 3. Are you sure you want to take her out to dinner; I hope you know she is a meteor- with her you can get the milking without buying the cow!
meteor by Mr. Rimmher July 17, 2009
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Meteor Garden 

Meteor Garden (traditional Chinese: 流星花園; pinyin: Liúxīng Huāyuán) is a Taiwanese drama that began its broadcast 12 April 2001 on CTS. It is a live version of the Japanese manga Hana Yori Dango. It stars Jerry Yan, Vic Zhou, Vanness Wu, Ken Chu and Barbie Hsu. The story centers on a plain and poor teenage girl called Shan Cai, who goes to a university for rich people, forced upon her by her parents. The university is dominated by a gang of handsome but arrogant students called F4, who are the heirs of the most influential families in Taiwan.

In the beginning, Dao Ming Si, the gang leader, hates Shan Cai so much that he gives everyone in the university orders to make her life miserable. However, Shan Cai's persistence gradually gains Si's respect and later he falls in love with her. Like many other TV series, the lovers end up getting together after going through a series of painful challenges.
Did you see Meteor Garden the other day?
Yeah, it's my favorite drama.

Meteor Shit Shower

Act of forcefully taking a crap filled with rock hard pellets of shit and hot, loose, oozing fecal matter that explodes from your anus showering the toilet with a gooey layer of nastiness. The poop rocks then cause the water in the bowl to boil, possibly scalding your ass. This usually occurs as a result of the XXL Burrito with Extra Habeneros, or the all you can eat suicide wing challenge.
Man, after luinch at the Mexican Place I took a massive meteor shit shower, I think I cracked the bowl.
Meteor Shit Shower by Guy is Old August 25, 2010

Meteor Shower 

Like a Golden Shower, but the person pissing has kidney stones. Thus raining down "meteors" down on the recipient.
I heard Ethan gave Chloe a meteor shower last night.

meteor smash 

The term for launching someone downward in the game Super Smash Bros. Depicted in a gif where the Ice Climber meteor smashes Marth intimidated oblivion, right before it says GAME.
*Guy 1 uses Mario's Forward Air on Guy 2's Luigi*
Guy 2: Bitch why did you fucking meteor smash me?
Guy 1: Sorry I had to Flex.
meteor smash by The Official qwerty February 19, 2018