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Metaforced

Mashing irrelevant, randomly-selected, or just plain ridiculous analogies into a metaphor that simply doesn't work, in a lazy attempt to sound creative, irreverent or funny.

From the phrase "Forced Metaphor"
I have marked down your term paper because the following phrases are clearly metaforced: "The evening was pregnant with merriment" and "Her eyes were sparkling turds"
by Selwyn Nogood November 30, 2010
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Metaverse

In the philosophical system of Metaversalism, the Metaverse (sometimes also called the Omniverse) refers to the abstract realm consisting of all mathematically precise, consistently describable objects/structures/theories.
Person A: "Did you know, from your own subjective point of view, your consciousness can never cease to exist."
Person B: "Why is that?"
Person A: "Because no matter what happens to you, there will always be some possible world in the Metaverse in which you continue existing. If you no longer exist here, then you will only find yourself there, in those universes."
by drthanos2 February 3, 2010
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Metaverse

A metaphysical dimension, (which can be simulated or spiritual).
'A metaverse is a metaphysical dimension, such as an alternate reality, spiritual realm, dimension where fiction is reality or simulated matrix powered by a super-computer.'

(Note: A metaverse isn't to be confused with a universe. Please read my definition of universe for more information).
by DianaLuciusDeCollis July 5, 2022
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megamercial

two(2) or more commercials from multiple manufacturers sharing the same television screen simutaniously!
Fnord, Yike, Popsi, and Allmart commercial were all viewed at the same time while only one soundtrack played!
by Paul J Parkinson November 1, 2006
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roblox metaverse

Metaverse is a place in roblox ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž where metaverse champs ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณflamingo youtuber with 9M subs went into metaverse and saw dababy car ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ star creator metaverse box ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž
iM goNnA GO 1Nto TeH roblox metaverse
yESs qUEen
LesS gOoOooo
by Holyยฒ April 28, 2021
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Metamorehoes-sis

A phase that a nerdy, innocent, or shy girl will go through in highschool or college where they suddenly become more attractive through puberty, knowing how to apply makeup, learning how to dress, or present themselves better, and subsequently attract the attention of many previously uninterested guys.

Girls who enter metamorehoes-sis tend to fall victim to enjoying the newfound attention, and will play with all of the guys without getting with any of them. The word for this type of girl is called a Tugger.

Metamorehoes-sis girls will oftentimes embrace their shy innocent personality, and while they might not be aware of or intentionally be leading so many guys on, other girls will definitely be gossiping about how they put up an 'innocent front' while wanting the male attention. Whether this is true varies on a case by case basis.
"Yo, Ashley is hot now."
"Yup. She entered Metamorehoes-sis. She asked me to wait for the bus with her lol. No way I'm falling for that."
"Good for you man, apparently Jonathan has been carrying her bags for her recently."
by Ugly dirtbag May 28, 2021
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Metaverse

by Kiwi_Y February 18, 2022
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