mrpigadventure

Mrpigadventures is a lie, his real name is THICK CROMPTON, he plays a lot of dank soles and is suuuuper horny. If you see him you would want to fuck/ run away from him. you might know him as Luke but nobody knows because he's Thick Crompton.... Oh yea England isn't his city bitch.

You know the saying the cake is a lie weeeell, Mrpigadventure is a lie

by BotSavage October 7, 2017

merping

Merping - The act of smiling in a tight lipped grin.

Perfect example, Google "Me merping with scraggly hair in 1994" the child on the left......Lights

by ibewcountry July 1, 2011

Merping

A collection of any and all pre or post-coital activities centering around the lying on your bed for a period of an hour or more with a partner. General activities include sex, cuddling, and any combination of the two.

Merping usually takes place when a pair decides to get high, thus weed can be seen as an integral part of merping. Although integral, it is by no means essential.

My girlfriend and I love merping after a long day at work.

by pattersfb October 21, 2010

Merpism

Merpism is the religion in which you say "merp" alot. Merp, is a very powerful word. it means ANYTHING!!!
to be a part of Merpism, you have to replace all non relevant words with he word "merp"

Merpist#1: how the merp are you today?

Merpist#2: im merpy good... merp about you?

Merpist#1: im OKAY... im starting practicing Merpism!

Merpist#2:...........merp..........

by merpinggoodtime October 30, 2010

Mernigger

Terrors of the sea. They hop aboard your boat, kill you in your sleep, steal your stuff, rape your family, and spend each day drunk off liquor. They refuse to get a real job and have no other goals in life.

More commonly known by their slang term, Pirates.

During the 1800s, Merniggers ran rampant and were feared by all honest seafarers.

by Trebor Thunder April 22, 2010

Merpix

Merpix is a word for slightly overweight but extremely good looking young men.

Wow, you're such a Merpix!

by CheesyKirah November 27, 2022

merpinator

someone who “merps” ode

“it was ode quiet, we def could’ve used a merpinator”

by boofinators December 10, 2022