(not to be confused under any circumstances with menstruating, therefore, it's spelled with an a after the m, and not an e): very offensive, for men to be incessantly quetching and complaining about this and that, and pentoute not behaving like a typical pragmatic rational male.
advice for men who hate their boss: stop manstruating about how you hate your boss and don't make enough money, read John Gray's Men are from Mars, women are from Venus, and then behave like a rational, pragmatic male by changing jobs.
by Sexydimma October 17, 2013
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Get the manstration mug.A process which happens every month to females and involves discharging the blood and other substances lining the womb, through the vagina. Lasts for 5 - 7 days. Can lead to uncomfortable situations if it begins in a public place, such as school and there's no tampons or pads on hand.
A common misconception regarding menstruation is that all females become moody and psycho during that time of the month. This is untrue. Not everyone suffers from PMS. It is also something that is not to be taken lightly if one DOES suffer from overbearing PMS.
Other things that can occur druing menstruation:
- cramps (abdominal pain)
- tender/sore breasts
Menstruation occurs throughout the majority of a female's lifetime, starting at puberty and ends with the onset of menopause.
A common misconception regarding menstruation is that all females become moody and psycho during that time of the month. This is untrue. Not everyone suffers from PMS. It is also something that is not to be taken lightly if one DOES suffer from overbearing PMS.
Other things that can occur druing menstruation:
- cramps (abdominal pain)
- tender/sore breasts
Menstruation occurs throughout the majority of a female's lifetime, starting at puberty and ends with the onset of menopause.
When a female begins menstruating, it is cause for either celebration or lamentation.
Hey Chelsea! Guess what? My first menstruation cycle began last night!
Hey Chelsea! Guess what? My first menstruation cycle began last night!
by Zio November 17, 2006
Get the menstruation mug.The act of assembling any newly obtained product without the aid of the included instructions. Usually performed by men who feel they don't need mundane advice from a useless piece of paper, this can result in time delays during construction.
Ego Man #1: Nah, we don't need the instructions to assemble this new set of storage shelves - instructions are for lames, dude. We'll use our built in manstructions.
Ego Man #2: Damn strait man, hell yah - lets do it.
~5 hours later~
Ego Man #1: Sh*t we should have used those instructions.
Ego Man #2: Damn strait man, hell yah - lets do it.
~5 hours later~
Ego Man #1: Sh*t we should have used those instructions.
by zyphex November 23, 2007
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masculine variation on menstruate,
When a man displays behavior that is reminiscent of mood swings brought on by the female monthy cycle.
masculine variation on menstruate,
When a man displays behavior that is reminiscent of mood swings brought on by the female monthy cycle.
by Peter Thomas October 13, 2005
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Get the Macstruation mug.n. To become moody, bloated, and generally vaginal. only applicable to males.
v: -ing -ate -ated
archaic: manstrizzling
v: -ing -ate -ated
archaic: manstrizzling
You can tell by his pissy attitude and bloody underwear that he's going through manstruation.
She went out with his best friend, so he's all manstruating and shit.
She went out with his best friend, so he's all manstruating and shit.
by Hanibal Sonderegger March 16, 2004
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