Idol Meeting

Used in japanese idols and vtuber communities as an euphemism for peeing

please wash your hands after going to an idol meeting

by DKN2038 March 11, 2021

dick meeting

A gathering in which one or more dicks are present.

Oy! Gingerballs! What... are you on your way to a... dick meeting?

by AlistairSmithersbottom September 23, 2009

mehriban

a kind girl, with a golden heart. everyone loves her because she so beautiful and smart. also she is so cute and she has a dimple :)

1. Oh she is Mehriban
2. Yes, yes she is kind

1. i love her

by anonymouslykindone August 3, 2021

Peak Meeting

Peak meeting is the point in time when the maximum rate of attention extraction is reached, after which the rate of attention enters terminal decline.

Attention extraction rate is not proportionate to the volume of input over time at any one said meeting. If nothing of importance is said in the first 10 minutes commence Coffee Break.

Equation:

Length of Meeting = Rate of Novelty + Caffeine Level (-Sleep Deprivation Amount) ---> When it trends negative, all communication ceases. Standard Deviation for an expired meeting is about 10 minutes.

Employee 1: You cure can tell everyones attention span dropped 20 minutes into it the meeting.

Employee 2: Yeah the peak meeting was definitely 15 minutes.

by 11237 January 15, 2012

meetingitis

Having so many meetings that you can't get your work done.

He had a bad case of meetingitis, that's why his work wasn't done.

by starknight August 4, 2007

Emergency Meeting

A meme format, that has to do with the popular game Among Us. Originally created by u/imyourdadboiyee on reddit.

Bulletin Board #1: Daughter missing!
Bulletin Board #2 Daughter for sale!
EMERGENCY MEETING

by _Emper0r_ September 8, 2020

Mehdi

Mehdi is a man who is funny & can be very charming when he wants to. He is dark & handsome, although not at all tall. He is intelligent in many ways & a genius with computers, great at math, but kinda sucks at spelling. He can be very philosophical. He has black curly hair & warm honey golden brown eyes.He is very warm & caring. He is very family-orientated. He is a great father, a wonderful husband & anyone would be lucky to have him in their life. Women swoon at his feet, but he just steps over them because he is veryfaithful & only has eyes for his wife. He definitely has a sensitive & sentimental side. He is kind of a geek, but in a good way. He can speak several languages fluently & is very talented. One of his favorite quotes is that "the most silent creature is often the deadliest" when he feels he is being taken advantage of. He is a great singer.He can be stubborn & bull-headed but yet he is a very calm, patient, & forgiving man. He is just one of the best people anyone can know. He is very much loved by all that meet him. There is so much more to write about this man, but time & space just do not permit the continuation of many words that would be sure to come.

I love Mehdi.

Computer having problems? Call Mehdi, he'll know what to do!

Woman 1: Oh my! Who is that handsome guy?!
Woman 2: Don't bother. He's married and completely faithful - believe me, I tried.
Woman 1: Why are all the good ones taken? Must be a Mehdi.

by nOneXs!SteNT December 4, 2010