Mehti 

1) a sexy guy thats also very religious
2) has a 10-12 incher

3) quite smart
4) hates,gays,and the people that support it.
5) hates feminists
6) knows that there are only 2 genders.
Be like mehti

Basically Mehti is a name coming from the name of Imam Mehdi which Muslims will know very well.

Mehti by Anwar jiwabi April 21, 2021

Mehti 

Young butcher

I love mehti

Mehti by 9196891767 November 23, 2021

Mehti 

Mehti is a young butcher

Who is your brother ?
Mehti is my brother

I love mehti

Mehti by 9196891767 November 23, 2021

Meeting Tourettes 

When attending a meeting so bad, dire or tiresome that an inner urge to issue profanities spills over into your exchange with colleagues or meeting obsessed morons.

Chair : and now shall we proceed on to any other business?
You : what the **** have we been ******* for the last two hours, I am wasting my ******* life here
Chair : you have Meeting Tourettes, please **** off

Meeting Tourettes by Teraknor January 27, 2014

Death by 1000 meetings 

As the modern form of an ancient torture, death by 1000 meetings is defined as the annihilation of a project, action or ultimately a person due to time wasted in having to attend a seemingly infinite amount of non-productive meetings.

This is in direct correlation to the mathematical theory which states WORK = 1 / MEETINGS, as the amount of meetings increases, the amount of tangible work gets divided to oblivion.

Bob: What happened to the billion dollar R&D project that Joe was working on?
Mary: Death by 1000 meetings

Rick: Hey I thought you were working on that perpetual motion machine, why hasn't anything progressed in the last 3 years?
Jason: Death by 1000 meetings

Mark: Did you hear about the case of fiscal insolvency of a city over in California?
Ann: Sure did, yet another case of death by 1000 meetings!

Death by 1000 meetings by Max86 February 10, 2014

Mehrin

Sunshine in Persian. This person is the dopest, prettiest individual out there. Everything about her is just insanely AMAZING. If you ever meet a Mehrin in your life, cherish her to death. She is the sexiest, hottest, prettiest, smartest, funniest girl to ever bless this earth. PERFECTION.

Person 1: hey, do you see that awesome human being walking towards us?
Person 2: omg yes, that's Mehrin! *faints*

Mehrin by Dumbass bipolar hoe August 15, 2018

mehrin

the apple of ones eye. the one you want to wake up next to every morning. the one you want to give your entire world to. a reason for you to exist. the one who will always make you happy even if everything else seems to go downhill. the one you need in your life

man, i wish i had a mehrin in my life! isnt it lovely to have a mehrin in your life?

mehrin by Justin Credible to be with you June 18, 2020