meat wallet 

a stripper's vagina.

"go stick this dollar in her meat wallet and tell her i want a lap dance."

meat wallet by NRJ2k January 6, 2009

meat wallet 

A woman's vagina;
the place where a man puts his cock when he fucks a lady

I could come just thinking about how he inserted his penis into my meat wallet after he made me slippery wet.

meat wallet by Lauryn K. July 28, 2008

meat wallet 

meaty pussy

damn.....her meat wallet smelled like meat loaf

meat wallet by jack January 28, 2003

Meat Wallet 

when you're buying something and you don't have any money, you jerk off the cashier, he spooges on the money in the cash register, and he lets you have your shit for free.

Mark had his worst month ever and had to jerk out his meat wallet.

Meat Wallet by Here N. Thayer December 1, 2006

meat wallet 

A stuffed animal that has a tear in one of the seams, with enough room that one is able to insert their genitalia.

Oh, Pooby-bear, you're such a perfect meat wallet.

meat wallet by derek smalls December 7, 2006

Meat wallet 

A cozy, womans vagina

Dude her meat wallet was nice!, i hit that last night

Meat wallet by Mtg187 March 28, 2017

Meat Wallet Sandwich 

A dog pile of lesbian chicks.

I was walking by the whorehouse and I saw a hairy meat wallet sandwich.

Meat Wallet Sandwich by Jim Jeffries June 14, 2009