meat wallet

stanky unshaven pooty tang

son thats some nasty meat wallet you found, get rid of her
theres a shotgun out back

by De Shawnte Kang April 20, 2008

meat wallet

a stripper's vagina.

"go stick this dollar in her meat wallet and tell her i want a lap dance."

by NRJ2k January 6, 2009

meat wallet

A woman's vagina;
the place where a man puts his cock when he fucks a lady

I could come just thinking about how he inserted his penis into my meat wallet after he made me slippery wet.

by Lauryn K. July 28, 2008

meat wallet

meaty pussy

damn.....her meat wallet smelled like meat loaf

by jack January 28, 2003

meat wallet

A stuffed animal that has a tear in one of the seams, with enough room that one is able to insert their genitalia.

Oh, Pooby-bear, you're such a perfect meat wallet.

by derek smalls December 7, 2006

Meat wallet

A cozy, womans vagina

Dude her meat wallet was nice!, i hit that last night

by Mtg187 March 28, 2017

Hairy meat wallet

A hairy vagina, commonly mistaken with women whom either have or have had the meat sweats.

"Hey Jasmyn do you have a hairy meat wallet?"
"No I just have the meat sweats"

by Hairy meat wallet January 31, 2017