meat wallet

a stripper's vagina.

"go stick this dollar in her meat wallet and tell her i want a lap dance."

by NRJ2k January 6, 2009

meat wallet

A woman's vagina;
the place where a man puts his cock when he fucks a lady

I could come just thinking about how he inserted his penis into my meat wallet after he made me slippery wet.

by Lauryn K. July 28, 2008

meat wallet

meaty pussy

damn.....her meat wallet smelled like meat loaf

by jack January 28, 2003

Meat Wallet

when you're buying something and you don't have any money, you jerk off the cashier, he spooges on the money in the cash register, and he lets you have your shit for free.

Mark had his worst month ever and had to jerk out his meat wallet.

by Here N. Thayer December 1, 2006

meat wallet

A stuffed animal that has a tear in one of the seams, with enough room that one is able to insert their genitalia.

Oh, Pooby-bear, you're such a perfect meat wallet.

by derek smalls December 7, 2006

Meat wallet

A cozy, womans vagina

Dude her meat wallet was nice!, i hit that last night

by Mtg187 March 28, 2017

Meat Wallet Sandwich

A dog pile of lesbian chicks.

I was walking by the whorehouse and I saw a hairy meat wallet sandwich.

by Jim Jeffries June 14, 2009