maaaan

When someone does or says something really dumb and you can't believe that they did. Usually followed by shut the fuck up.

Paul: I cursed more last year for sure.
Josh: Maaaan, shut the fuck up.

by Boffo1 October 13, 2021

maaaah

the noise that all animals make

seals, moose's, bees (in their heads), cows, sheep, dogs, alligators, horses, small rodents, the mentally disabled, dragons, unicorns, pigeons, old doors, rabbits, dolphins, various bacteria, insects, brick houses made before 1983, brooms, noses, frogs, some windows but not all, computers, Chris, Jesus, baby moles when the moon is full and telephone poles (maaaah)

by IV August 3, 2012

Mbapaypal

This bald 5'10 is known for making 700000000000000000$ a second, and rejecting Real Madrid for cash. He also owns Paris Saint Germain. And he is the fastest man alive. Born in Paris, Mbapaypal has his lovely parents, Fayza Lamari, Wilfried Mbapaypal. He also has a younger brother (Ethan Mbapaypal). As of now, you can find Mbapaypal on the streets of Paris threating to send Pionel Pessi to Salford FC.

"Hey, I rejected an offer from McDonalds to stay at walmart because i'm making more money. And I get to own a partial part of McDonalds. I know I said I would go to Walmart but I love money."

"Ewwww. Your such an Mbapaypal."

by Pionel Pessi August 27, 2022

EEEYYY FUCK YOU MAAANNN!!!

A phrase used to express displeasure towards a situation or individual. It is used to express anger. The phrase is usually used by the owner of the legendary Nigel the Pig.

Guy 1: Yo let me text Guy 2 that I'm in his class

Guy 2: You're in my class?! why didn't you tell me that I had class?

Guy 1: Dude its not my responsibility to tell you when you have class

Guy 1: Yo Guy 3 i'm gonna head out

Guy 3: Alright Guy 1.

*Guy 1 gets on his bike*

*Guy 1 rides his bike down the street and sees Guy 2 shuffling to class*

Guy 1: EEYY GUY 1!!!

GUY 2: EEEYYY FUCK YOU MAAANNN!!!

*Guy 1 is shocked at Guy 2's reaction

Guy 2 reflects on the phrase EEEEYYYY FUUUCKKKKK YOU MAAAAAN!!!

by SOGOANDGETYOMONEYDUFFLEBAGBOY February 4, 2017

maaaw

Multiple uses, can mean “no”, “yes”, “maybe” or something else based on the context

Person 1: yo you have sex with yo girl last night?
Person 2: maaaw

by LivingDicktionary April 27, 2021

Ishi maaa

Oh, how lucky are people to have such a blessing in their life. But sadly she got just one BABA. I envy baba

Person 1 : I need ishi maaa tooo

Person 2 : ishi maaa is so prue and honest.

by Maba codes March 26, 2017

maaaate

The Battle Cry Of The Legendary Bartaci

Bartaci: Maaaate Cave MAN! XD
Gunn: FFS *Throws Away Controller*

by Gunntesticle September 30, 2007