the suspected boyfriend of ben hardy (mainly cardboard cutout ben) and is the cutest human in the world, who loves to scream dramatically. he was in movies such as undrafted, jurassic park, wooly boys, the cure and most recently he played the lead bass guitarist in Queen, John Deacon, in bohemian rhapsody<3
me: joe mazzello is the cutest bean in the entire world
friend: who’s joe mazzello
me: he was in jurassic park. the pacific? the social network.
friends: still nope
me: he was john deacon in borhap
friend: oHHHHH
friend: who’s joe mazzello
me: he was in jurassic park. the pacific? the social network.
friends: still nope
me: he was john deacon in borhap
friend: oHHHHH
by dumb_bitch_XD April 3, 2019
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Girl 1: do you see that guy over there?!
Girl 2: Ya! That is Joe Mazzello!!!!
Girl 3: who is Joe Mazzello?
Girl 1&2: ONLY THE GREATEST PERSON IN THE WORLD!!!!
Girl 2: Ya! That is Joe Mazzello!!!!
Girl 3: who is Joe Mazzello?
Girl 1&2: ONLY THE GREATEST PERSON IN THE WORLD!!!!
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In his autobiography The Ragman's Son, Kirk Douglas (nee Issur Danielovich) recounts many instances of confronting anti-Semitism he encounters by people unaware the actor himself is Jewish. In a particularly notable example, Douglas explodes a Mazeltov Cocktail in the face of an anti-semitic actress immediately after bedding her, remarking at the climactic moment, "I am a Jew...You are being f...d by a Jew."
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Joseph Francis Mazzello III is a talented and amazing actor best known for his roles as John Deacon in Bohemian Rhapsody and Tim Murphy in Jurassic Park. He may or may not be in an on again off again relationship with Cardboard Ben Hardy. Joseph is amazing to his fans he takes time out of his day to respond to dms he also likes and comments on posts (the world seriously doesn’t deserve him ☕️). Some fun facts: He’s a huge fan of afternoon tea, he didn’t know perm stood for permanent, His favorite Queen song is somebody to love. (Also if you don’t stan him I will sue)
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