Mazel Bomb

The Mazel Bomb (or adj. Mazel Bombing) is the fine art of getting a bunch of friends on Facebook to wish a Jewish, mutual friend a hearty Mazel Tov despite there being no reason. The result is that with enough people involved in the plot, the wishes will be seen by many others who will join in despite no knowing what is being celebrated. The result is much laughter and confusion all around.

Friend 1 to Friends 2 & 3 : "I've hidden this message from Victim. Lets all Mazel Bomb him and let the hilarity and confusion ensue!"

by MsRiotGrrrl March 2, 2012

Mazel Tug

When a Jewish girl gives you a hand job.

After the service at the synagogue she gave me service with a Mazel Tug.

by Bushwak84 October 11, 2013

Mazel Tits

1. An exclamatory phrase used in celebration of a circumstance or event.
2. The exceptional bosoms of a Jewish woman or voluptuous man.

1. Mazel Tits you got the job!
2. Hey Joey look at the Mazel Tits Natalie Portman!

by BettyFordCentre432 September 30, 2011

mazel tov

Congratulations. Often used in a jocular or sarcastic manner.

1. Becky: "It's my birthday today."
Moe: "Mazel tov."

2. Moe: "I just failed my chem paper."
Becky: "Mazel tov. Good luck getting into uni."

by Diacetylm0rphine February 13, 2010

mazel tov

What jews say when they're about to come.

Zona: Oh, Sarsur. Stick your muzion in my okhel!
Sarsur: Ah yes! I shall thrust my makolet in your darkon! Oh, wait, wait, uh MAZEL TOV!

by dirtybeandip January 8, 2012

mazel tov circle

A circle of Jewish men that pray to Judias while burning photos of Adolf Hitler and mumbling mazel tov.

Dude I am so tired from that late night mazel tov circle.

by Mail Yttam December 22, 2020

mazel toss

The act of using a bagel stuffed with cream cheese and lox into the whole and masturbating with it and then exclaiming "Mazel Toss!!" while ejaculating. Various sexual fantasies can be fulfilled with using different types of bagels.

Simon: I thought I heard someone scream in pain and turned out it was just Saul. He was finishing a Mazel Toss when I walked in on him. Disgusting! He used the rest of my lox too.
Bernie: Nightmare! Was he using pumpernickel again? He likes 'em dark.
Simon: No, but it was a mini bagel. I think he like 'em young too.

by von groovy May 27, 2017