Bully Maguire

A role model that all men should follow to get girls and become successful in life.

Tom Holland: I uped my grindset through following the actions and though process of bully maguire.
Ned: Really?! Can you please explain?
Tom: I missed the part where that's my problem

by You got my name wrong January 26, 2022

Economic Maguire

When the person in charge of the country's economy does not have a clue of what they're doing and is unintentionally sabotaging the economy from within

I can't believe that he still thinks he's saving the country's economy by introducing that new ridiculous bill. What he's actually doing is going full economic Maguire to the country instead.

by dabryan December 1, 2022

Bully Maguire

The strongest character in history. He can even defeat everyone with a single sentence. I missed the part where that's my problem.

Guy: I think I'm dying!
Bully Maguire: I missed the part where that's my problem.

by Bully. Maguire April 26, 2022

Harry Maguire

A special species of the fridge. Renowned for his shit defending. Harry Maguire is particularly fond of Greek culture.

Manchester United Fan: "Mom, can we get a fridge?"
Mom: "We already have Harry Maguire."

by jojosbizarredefinitions November 25, 2020

Bully Maguire

Leader of the bullymaguirism. A legend. THE most powerful god. Father of shrek.

Sun: MUAHAHAH YOU CAN'T KILL ME
Bully Maguire: I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye
*freezes the sun*

Earth: NOOOOOO YOU KILLED MY FATHER
Bully Maguire: I missed the part where that's my problem
*burns earth to a crisp*
Bully Maguire: *does the bully maguire dance in Shreks dimension*

by WestriderNilo0879 January 20, 2022

maguired

The drunken state of a person to the point one has little knowledge of their whereabouts, what is revolving around them and is completely and utterly fucked.

Becky: Maria, are you Maguired?
Maria -Finishes 70cl of vodka and decks it in the middle of red bridge- Yes Becky, I am completely and utterly Maguired.

by lankyboobsn October 20, 2013

Maquillaphobia

An abnormal pathological fear of wearing or coming into contact with makeup or cosmetics (sometimes a specific gender's toiletries).

Having Maquillaphobia, Shawn had problems coming close to women with make-up, lotion, and other female products.

Maquillage meaning makeup/cosmetics + Phobia meaning fear.

by tbonehuber October 7, 2013