A special species of the fridge. Renowned for his shit defending. Harry Maguire is particularly fond of Greek culture.
Manchester United Fan: "Mom, can we get a fridge?"
Mom: "We already have Harry Maguire."
The worlds biggest Manchester United fan. VAR has a tendency to ruin people's dreams because their arm hair was offside.
VAR: The defender touched Rashford, penalty given.
Bruno Fernandes: Only 1 penalty so far this game? Disappointing.
