Zlatan

Zlatan is a legend among men. A blessing on the Earth. When in the company of Zlatan, one can feel like they have achieved enlightenment.

Normie: "I pray to god"
God: "I pray to Zlatan"

by jojosbizarredefinitions November 25, 2020

Harry Maguire

A special species of the fridge. Renowned for his shit defending. Harry Maguire is particularly fond of Greek culture.

Manchester United Fan: "Mom, can we get a fridge?"
Mom: "We already have Harry Maguire."

by jojosbizarredefinitions November 25, 2020

VAR

The worlds biggest Manchester United fan. VAR has a tendency to ruin people's dreams because their arm hair was offside.

VAR: The defender touched Rashford, penalty given.
Bruno Fernandes: Only 1 penalty so far this game? Disappointing.

by jojosbizarredefinitions December 08, 2020