3 definitions by jojosbizarredefinitions
The worlds biggest Manchester United fan. VAR has a tendency to ruin people's dreams because their arm hair was offside.
VAR: The defender touched Rashford, penalty given.
Bruno Fernandes: Only 1 penalty so far this game? Disappointing.
Bruno Fernandes: Only 1 penalty so far this game? Disappointing.
by jojosbizarredefinitions December 9, 2020
A special species of the fridge. Renowned for his shit defending. Harry Maguire is particularly fond of Greek culture.
by jojosbizarredefinitions November 25, 2020
Zlatan is a legend among men. A blessing on the Earth. When in the company of Zlatan, one can feel like they have achieved enlightenment.
by jojosbizarredefinitions November 25, 2020