Facebook Maybe

Can be defined as a way of letting the Facebook event's organizer know that you will attend the event if you got fuck all to do.

Jebediah: "Yo bromosapiens! This hot gurl invited me to her Bar Mitzvah on Facebook."
Demarcus: "Greetings, Jebediah! Sounds lovely, will you attend?"
Jebediah: "I dunno man, it's not like I got anythin' swagger to do, u feel me?"
Demarcus: "I suppose an adequate response to the invitation would thusly be a Facebook Maybe"
Jebediah: "DAS RITE"

by Brobi Wan KenoBro May 19, 2016

Definite Maybe

The time honored 'Definite Maybe' is used when RSVP'ing to parties and events. It has all the confidence and decision of 'Definite' coupled with the flakiness and ability to back out of a 'Maybe'. RSVPs: Going, Not Going, Definite Maybe.

Your friends know you'll show up to the shindig, you just want them to beg you to come so you feel wanted. You were planning on going the whole time, but that's not how you operate. No, not you. The surprise party started at 8pm, but you know better and show up at 10pm and surprise THEM with your presence. Now that's thinking ahead.

You're the life of the party... whether you're there or you're not. You're a Definite Maybe.

Rhett is a Definite Maybe for the party tonight. I definitely know he'll maybe be here. Classic Rhett.

Dude, don't make me beg. I know you want to go to the party, stop being such a Definite Maybe.

He didn't even show up for his own surprise party. A Definite Maybe through and through. What a legend.

by Robthegreat December 31, 2013

Maybelline

Septic firm based in New York producing over-priced slap for slappers.

Maybe she’s born with it (a face like a dog’s arse with a hat on), maybe it’s Maybelline.

by AKACroatalin August 8, 2015

mabel pines

The raddest, awesomest 12-year-old girl in the history of cartoons. She wears funky sweaters and overdoses on Smile Dip.

"The future, is in the past!"-Mabel Pines

by Belac77 September 25, 2013

maybe later

a slightly less (or more) dick way of saying "no fucking way."

"Hey man wanna come over later and catch Dancing With the Stars?"

"Maybe later."

"You fuckin' dick."

by ACNY January 22, 2008

Mayela

A girl that's amazing and wonderful.She has been through pain,but will still help with your problems.

Mayela is the best

by Savage_Shadow219 December 15, 2017

maebelle

one of the most kind-hearted and sweet girls you'll ever meet. she always has her best in intentions at heart and won't fail to make you smile or giggle in some way or another. she's really pretty as well - definitely has one of the best smiles and laughs and even though she may fade into the background, she's still a really valuable addition to whatever friend group you're in. she's someone who you could just catch up with every once and awhile and that'd be perfectly fine. she always knows how to cheer you up and even if she might be a bit of an air-head every once and a while, it's what makes her unique and fun to be around.

"awh, have you heard of maebelle? she's such a sweetheart."

by dumbgayb1tch June 4, 2020