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Manhattan Mauler

We knew the Dems were going to fight dirty so we brought in the Manhattan Mauler.
by JW Driver February 28, 2019
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malerik

Someone who's always up tight. Always needs to argue with someone because in his mind thats completely normal. Someone that also uses perfect spelling and untouchable punctuation.
Hi, I'm Malerik. You're wrong, and I'm right.
by Naapalm March 30, 2008
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manler

a teenage or early 20s male. occasionally gets chicks but ruins their reputation in the process. closeted homosexual
that chick is hot but she was with a manler
by Dean Garland March 9, 2005
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mahler

Mahler was a misunderstood, great composer. If you can listen to mahler, you can listen to anything.
"Wow! Mahler's second symphony is beautiful!"
by Dankmemes69420 November 2, 2016
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Mahlerite

1. One who listens to and/or enjoys the music of Gustav Mahler.

2. A person who understands that the music of Gustav Mahler is truly great, while the music of Anton Bruckner is only just bearable.

3. One who enjoys listening to the music of Gustav Mahler rather than that of Richard Strauss.

4. One who is intelligent, aesthetically gifted, has superbly refined taste in music, and who is therefore excellent.

5. One who knows that Gustav Mahler is, in fact, a greater composer than Richard Wagner. A Mahlerite, as opposed to a Wagnerian.
1.

Trish: Wouldn't you just die without Mahler?

Rita: Absolutely, I'm a devout Mahlerite.

2.

Jack: That felt amazing, it was like the finale from Mahler's 5th.

Sarah: Really? I thought it was more like trying to sit through a Bruckner symphony.

Jack: Oh God, Sarah... please don't say that... please.

Sarah: Just kidding, my legs are still shaking from it.

Jack: You're such a sexy Mahlerite.

3.

"...though I passionately admire the works of Richard Strauss, I am, first and foremost, a Mahlerite."

4.

Cloe: Did you read my thesis on aesthetics?

Liam: Yes, I did.

Cloe: Well...

Liam: You're a Mahlerite.

Cloe: Awww, thank you, Liam.

5.

Lenny: Where's Daniel? the symphony will be starting any minute now.

Simon: Oh, he said he was going to stay at home and watch an opera or something.

Lenny: What? It's Mahler's 3rd, how could he? He's probably a Wagnerian or something.

Simon: Calm yourself, this is no way for a Mahlerite to behave.

Lenny: You're quite right.
by ICatchFish October 3, 2012
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mallercise

walking within a shopping mall with the sole intent of exericising, and not shopping.
John went to the mall to mallercise since it was a cold day.
by Andy Smither December 25, 2007
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maxerbation

to masterbate for a lengthy time, twizzling the head (tip of the penis) throughout
masterbation for half an hour whilst twizzling his bell end,

basically, Maxerbation
by Firhill April 24, 2008
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