macrobater

a person who masturbates to macaroni and cheese, even just pictures of it.

Dwayne is a total macrobater, this one time we caught him masturbating to scooby-doo mac'n'cheese in his office.

by Big jZ3d3 December 23, 2010

Matrasbaber

n. A vagina. (Origin: Afr. matras + baber, lit. 'mattress catfish').

The trick to fishing for matrasbabers is to hold your rod very stiff and give a firm tug once she bites.

by Starfishy12 June 4, 2019

Massabate

Massabate (verb.)- to join a group of other men and masterbate in mass quantities. In the family of ciricle jerk, massbating does not have a uniform structure. Massabate derives from the 1770's English word Masterbate, which means to jerkoff your superior, or king.

Joe: Yo Brandon!
Brandon: Why hello there.
Joe: would you like to go massabate?
Brandon: Yesa.

by Joey-Bagadontuz April 8, 2010

maranate

to chill, to relaxe

"We jus maranatin'"

by Shizzlemynizzle August 6, 2003

mastrubate

Ones gratification of gentials

He mastrubate as hardcore

by barfdidr March 3, 2014

mastrabate

having an orgasm without any external forces touching the genitals like having a wet dream. based on the differences between intranet and internet.

Dan woke up with a mess in his bed because he mastrabated from within his body and caused an eruption downstairs

by PeanutsMcPeanuts January 18, 2009

massabate

Homoerotic tickle-fest, with overtones of power inequity.

Sorry I missed the party last night. My boss asked me to stay late and massabated me.

by natoslug March 16, 2010