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ein matheson

a washy pathetic individual. A school washout.
by awesome March 1, 2005
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Mattison

Beast Chick, Who skates like a pro. And can run faster than a cheetah. And is Amazing. And is a ninja. The end
Thats Mattison. I wish I was her.
by KillerChickkk June 11, 2011
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mattison kay

Mattison is the nicest person you will ever meet shes funny and smart and super hot she dose not take shit from anybody
by naratoe nutzx April 29, 2022
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jon matteson

a starkid actor who has been a part of team starkid since 2018 when he played "Paul" in The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals". his most recent known work was when he played the roles "paul", "wiggly" and "Gary Goldstein" in Starkid's latest musical Black Friday. He is very talented and deserves a helluva lot more attention.
emma perkins: GOSH, who the hell voices wiggly

henry hidgens: why, jon matteson of course!
by jackaloped January 18, 2021
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Matheson

The name you give the fetus when you get your math teacher pregnant and give her an abortion with a protractor
"Mrs Mays: have you got it?"
"Jimmy: yeah, I've got it but I'm keeping it and calling it Matheson"
"Mrs Mays: your really fucked in the head"
by the alpha ogre-lord September 24, 2014
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mattison

Amazing beast who beats the shit out of Dobbs(s) with nerf bullets and crushes everyone at football and lacrosse
Man i wish i was Mattison, i hate dobbs
by beast, hoss February 3, 2009
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Mathisoning

When a person is in the gym doing only bicep curls and calf raises, he is "Mathisoning". Other behaviors that can be interchanged with this verb include: yelling at a pizza man shirtless, struggling to interact with "bitch ass hoes" or punching a brick-wall after a missed jump-shot.
Example no. 1 =

Guy #1 - "One... two.. four... thirty six..."

Guy #2 - "What the fuck are you doing man? Quit Mathisoning and stop with the bicep curls. Go squat or something"

Example no. 2 =

Howard - "Dude what is that guy doing? That girl just slapped him across the face?" *points at a guy 30 feet away*

Johnny - "I don't know.. I guess the only way to describe it would be to say that he is Mathisoning.. I mean that bitch ass hoe really didn't want his tube-sock in her mouth"
by Doctor T98 September 6, 2013
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