masturbathon

Similar to an obstacle course, in which you jack off to certain types of porn in a row, seeing how fast you can finish the course.

I always get slowed down in the farm sex section.

by niggers May 13, 2003

masturtrolling

masturbating and finishing by jizzing on someone, thereby trolling them

shit man, that guy just masturtrolled me bad

haha, me and my buds did some awesome masturtrolling last night

by bluebone62 September 20, 2011

masturbathon

Guys racing to see who can blow their load first.

You know youre a loser when you finish first and third in a masturbathon!!

by Dave May 14, 2003

masturbathon

when a group of people (guys only) get together and masturbate. prizes are given out for longest endurance, quickest shot, most eggnog, and accuracy (on the sharpshooting part of it), NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH A CIRCLE JERK

dude stevo has no endurance but he bagged the sharpshooting

by chz May 7, 2003

Masturbathong

A thong in which, for females only, you can easily have access to masturbation at anytime of the day.

Girl 1: Hey I just bought a new masturbathong.
Girl 2: Niceee.

by foobz January 10, 2011

masturcongratulabations

A congratulation that is given to someone who doesnt necessarily deserve one, yet expects one.
A sarcastic form of congratulating someone.
Stroking ones ego with empty congratulatory phrasings.

Many masturcongratulabations were given to Robert for not cheating on his wife.

by malcolm carpenter January 7, 2005

masturbathon

Feeding a very long slong. (See slong.)

John: Hey man, where've you been all weekend?
Joe: I had me a regular masturbathon.
John: Holy crap! Can I borrow your porn?
Joe: Yeah, I won't need it while my slong heals.

by Wanna C. Mine May 10, 2003