masturbernation

The act of masturbating vigorously and causing the individual to enter a deep sleep for a ridiculous amount of time.

When this semester is over I will reward myself a solid week of relaxing masturbernation.

by Sinderton April 16, 2011

masturbextrous

masturbating with either hand

Wow that was incredible, are you ambidextrous?
-I'm actually masturbextrous

by Rickterscale May 31, 2010

masturbreak

(n.) the act of taking a break from strenuous work to relieve stress through masturbation.

(n.) a unit of time spanning the end of one masturbation session until the next masturbation session until the completion of any strenuous work and/or project.

"damn nigga I had to take 12 masturbreaks during that Calculus 14 final, my dick feel like corn!"

"that fuckin essay took me 45 masturbreaks."

by J.TSUI June 1, 2007

Masturberry

An insulting term for a Blackberry phone poking fun at the excessive size and often unnecessary features. It equates ownership of the phone to "public masturbation" in that owning one is far too showy and ostentatious (often worn on a belt clip) and seems to stroke the suffering ego of the owner.

"Man, there's that assclown Chad with his Masturberry. He doesn't even have a job."

by NotoriousCPR June 21, 2009

masturbedroom

Reclaimed use of the term "master bedroom," given that it is no longer socially acceptable to refer to the biggest bedroom in your house as a master bedroom (negative historical associations etc).

A masturbedroom is your own private sanctuary where you are free to self-love (with or without a partner), safe from being bothered by your dependents who inhabit the smaller bedrooms. A masturbedroom is a place where you can be an adult.

See "masturbasement."

"What are you up to this weekend?"
"Well, the wife and kids are gone, visiting her mother. I think I'm just gonna relax in my masturbedroom."
"Great plan, I'm jealous."

by adribt March 17, 2022

Masturbeta

The penultimate BETA: the beta male mistakes themselves for an alpha male, and the contradiction is so apparent they unknowingly become an Apex beta.

Schwartz believes he is the master of his domain but when it comes down to it he avoids confrontation, is submissive, emasculated, and cucked by his ex-wife Katie, he is the poster child of a Masturbeta.

by Hixxz68 May 21, 2023

Masturbed

Being disturbed by that which you masturbate to.

Man, I was so masturbed after watching that interracial cuckold gangbang bukkake.

by Errol Brumby July 19, 2019