masturbreak

The time of day when one puts aside the daily grind for masturbatory purposes.

Jim's not here. He's enjoying his masturbreak.

by Buck Fitty May 30, 2008

Masturbreak

When you take a break from work (or play) specifically to have a wank.

If you lot are going out for a smoke, I'm fucking off for a masturbreak. See you back here in 5 minutes.

I am being sacked from my job because apparently I take "too many" masturbreaks. WHERE'S MY HUMAN RIGHTS?

I had been writing my essay for a solid 35 minutes when I thought "fuck it, you've earned a masturbreak by now, you fucking hero".

by Dr Sausage June 03, 2018