Masturbeating

To masturbate until it hurts too much to continue doing so, and sometimes too much to do other activities.

Ted: Hey Bob, wanna play Twister?
Bob: Eh.. No I don't think so Ted, I just took a huge masturbeating last night.

by Kiku7 May 5, 2010

masturboarding

(verb) (1) The act of laying upside down in a shower or bathtub with your legs up the wall and drowning yourself while masturbating. (2) A form of sexual warfare whereupon the victim is both waterboarded and given a handjob.

See waterboarding

"John threw out his back last night while masturboarding himself"

by Masterboarder February 13, 2019

Masturbeating

1. Masturbating to the beat of the music

2. Violently masturbating to the point of pain, or death.

1. Nick was masturbeating to skrillex for 7 hours yesterday! His dick must be beat xD

2. Sean died last night after masturbating for more than 3 days in a row. What a masterbeat!

by panzerdude909 April 19, 2012

Masterbearding

The act of stroking one’s beard lasciviously

My teenage daughter and I felt extremely uncomfortable when the driver of the car parked next to ours stared at us while masterbearding.

by The Word Divas May 25, 2021

Masturbraiding

The act of braiding ones own hair whilst climaxing to completion.

Matts mum caught him masturbraiding whilst he was watching Whoopi Goldberg in Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit.

by hair guy 69 June 19, 2021

Masturbirding

Birds outside a couple's house jerking off by watching and listening to them have sex.

Person 1: Those birds have been so noisy since we started boning!
Person 2: I think they're masturbirding...

by H4XOR13 March 26, 2023