Common mispelling you would actually type/spell if you were actually masturbating for an extended period of time.
That's right,all I did all day was mastubate to repeated Star Trek episodes! Ohhhh gggggod,beam me up Scotty!
by lizaah May 20, 2006
Get the mastubate mug.one who jerks it not only multiple times a week but multiple times a day. the kind of person you would find beating there dick in your own house or even infront of you. A person who if gets stuck in an elevator for even 5 minutes will have already wacked their magic stick once or twice. A kind of person you would find in the middle of math class with their hand in their pocket wiggling around alot letting out akward grunts. A person who can cry white tears just looking at a barbie doll.
-pete: *wiggle wiggle grunt* "Teacher may i go to the bathroom"
-teacher: "thats the second time this hour pete.."
-pete: " Im sorry I drank alot of OJ juice today (actually bj juice) I have an overactive bladder" (well he has an overactive something thats for sure)
-teacher: "thats the second time this hour pete.."
-pete: " Im sorry I drank alot of OJ juice today (actually bj juice) I have an overactive bladder" (well he has an overactive something thats for sure)
by Whatever April 6, 2005
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An room of varying size completely devoted to sexual self satisfaction. Can be a shrine of many modes of masturbation.
Jesse: "I caught Kevin jerkin off stalefish in my room!"
Axel: "That mother fucker, I told him specifically to use the Mastubatorium!"
Axel: "That mother fucker, I told him specifically to use the Mastubatorium!"
by AxelPee April 21, 2008
Get the Mastubatorium mug.When you masturbate about someone who you despise. This can be done to achieve climax, or simply to confirm your hatred of someone.
by GayBlaine October 9, 2014
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by hgfhs August 12, 2005
Get the chronic masturbater mug.When one person prevents another from masturbating by being in their presence. It is a cockblock that only affects a single person. It can be accomplished by a roommate that just won't leave the apartment, a parent that won't go to bed, or even a pet that won't leave the room.
by Etserganeo July 8, 2010
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he was shot by Seth Rogen.
he was shot by Seth Rogen.
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