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A disorder in which one has the urge to perform the act of masterbaition frequently.
Bob has an obsessive masterbaition disorder. He beat his meat 20 times in 1 day! Lets hope he didnt run out of tissues!
by D-REAL-201 March 29, 2010
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violent masterbation

Masterbating in an extreme manner; associated with shaking, yelling, high speed, and possibly pain.
Josh had the greatest money-shots ever, but he died from too much violent masterbation.
by Bigg N October 27, 2006
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Masterbaterium

A room build or allocated for the sole purpose of spanking yer love hose, wanking in general or having a wankparty. Usually painted an off yellow colour and containing a sink and towels.
I will be back in a moment Im just going to polish my bishop in the Masterbaterium. Good boy, make sure you use the wanklock on the door.
by DrLoveNuts July 25, 2007
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Masterbation

Jacking off
Whacking off
Beating off
Smacking the ho
Beating the pig
Whipping the Wayne
Slapping the salami

Whacking the wand
Punishing the pubs
Burning the beet
Beating the beef
Beating the meat
Jerking the jerky
Jerkin' the gherkin
Working the slave
Choking the chicken
Or
In redneck terms
Buttering the corn
Revving the engine
Or
Hunting the deer
I want to choke my chicken to nicki Minaj that's Masterbation
by Big baller 2000 January 18, 2016
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masterbaitor

a person who is skilled at baiting fish; often mistaken with masterbator
That redneck is a masterbaitor, he caught 10 eels by seducing them with his fingers.
by PhysEd December 22, 2008
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maskerbating

maskerbating - Wearing a COVID-19 mask while driving in your car alone or walking outside alone. Go do it into the privacy of your home.
I saw somebody maskerbating in their car with the windows up, and a COVID-19 mask strapped tightly onto their face.
by Crackerguy June 10, 2020
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ambi-masterbatious

the ability to masterbate with eithor hand.
Graig is so ambi-masterbatious. He was rubbing one out the other day with his left hand, got tired and finished with his right.
by David R July 10, 2005
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