Animal mastery

noun: When playing certain role play games, there is a skill call "animal mastery". This means that the character can command animals. In real world terms, this means that the person loves animals and is really adept at having sex with them.

Mak is very good at animal mastery.

by ALS Project May 11, 2003

Mastery

The act of being perfect and amazing at something.

His mastery of Guitar Hero was astounding.

by mastrabonoo June 16, 2008

massey

Known as The Cool Kid

After pounding a beer the crowd looked at him as Massey.

by god2914 September 8, 2007

the massey

the massey is a solitary critter. he can be found in damp and moldy basements, under lumber piles, and occaisionally in the restrooms of some mexican restaurants. he has been known to consume veggie pizzas, dog food, and, in rare sightings, kittens. the massey is believed to be a distant cousin of both the sloth and the mexican jumping bean. if you see the massey, do not approach it, for the massey is best viewed from afar. the massey also randomly explodes into fits of rage therefore it is imperative for massey-watchers to keep their distance. the massey is often confused with surly elderly, bed-ridden males of the homo sapien species.

Did you see the massey feasting on those kittens?

Yeah, he sneaks up on them easily because he camoflagues himself as a pile of sweatpants and velcro shoes.

by Robbie May 5, 2004

maskery

A family name known to be a descendant of a hobbit. Maskery's are normally found running around eating poptarts and wearing cavemen outfits. Eventhough they are small, Maskery's have a large intelligence.

Oh look theres a small person, they must be a Maskery!

Is that Freddie Flinstone or a Maskery?

Is Stephen Hawkins really a Maskery?

by bumblebee22 May 11, 2008

massey

1.Heavy layer of the dong.

Stephen layed a massey on that fine ass yellow bone.

by James Rich August 31, 2006

massey

a current ( depending on how good your timing is) last name to label a body who's been through a life composed of nothing but second-chances.

is there a such thing as a last chance?
let's find out---
tbc, or.. maybe not.

the massey in Your life.

by the anonymous identity of October 20, 2008