April Margera

A woman who walks on water and should be considered for sainthood...and a role model for mothers across the world.
She allows her sons to be crazy, and creative, while giving them space and tons of love!

A woman almost as cool as my own mom!

by SFGIRL February 2, 2005

maxerbation

to masterbate for a lengthy time, twizzling the head (tip of the penis) throughout

masterbation for half an hour whilst twizzling his bell end,

basically, Maxerbation

by Firhill April 24, 2008

Marker TPOT

awesome man

Person 1: Guys, Let’s vote to save Marker TPOT!
Person 2: Marker TPOT seems cool.

by doofenlocked January 13, 2021

Brown Marker

A shit that, no matter how many wipes, will leave a nice brown streak on every piece of toilet paper used in an effort to clean your stinky asshole

I've been sitting on the toilet for 10 minutes trying to wipe my ass but I have a damn brown marker!

by TheyCallMeCheeto January 31, 2017

marero

A 'marero' is just like a cholo or a vato, (black-ink tattoos of the Virgen Guadalupe/Suyapa, chino-pants, etc) only that mareros don't have enough profit as cholos or vatos.

Rumors say that they originated in L.A. barrios, but they mostly poblate Central American countries, (Guatemala, Honduras, Nicaragua, etc) going on rampage killing cops and other mareros.

'Mara' = Gang, therefore
'Marero' = Gangster

INSTRUMENTS AND EQUIPMENT OF YOUR EVERY-DAY MARERO

1) the loyal machete
2) if enough money is supplied, a cheap gun
3) a chimba, (home-made gun)
4) pocket-knives
5) anything that leaves bruises

SHINY THINGS THAT ATTRACT MAREROS

1) celphones (in Honduras they kill you for a celphone)
2) iPods
3) wallets
4) bags/backpacks
5) shoes. yes, mareros are just like your little sister, they are crazed about shoes. give them the shoes or else.
6) anything that shines

Mareros are just like gangsters when it comes to packs, there are about 2-3 main maras (gangs), with some other smalls ones, and they don't get along.

Being robbed by a marero in Central America is no big deal. People who don't have cars and have to go by cab/foot around town get robbed every other day.

'Don't you even think about going by foot to the store with those new shoes, that place is full of mareros'

'Hide that celphone, i just saw that marero-looking dude staring'

'What happened to your shoes/backpack, brother?'
'Some mareros came and robbed me, man.'
'Oh, happened to me yesterday'

by loyda May 26, 2008

hard marker

When someone is hard to please; they always expect the best, and more; good is never enough; always room for improvement

The student could've done better (99% on test); 2nd place out of 100; 'they could've done better'; I like that person, but their laugh bugs me. I'm such a "hard marker"

A very hard to please person; they're always finding faults.
faultsmarkerhardpleaseexpect

by winnipegdude February 16, 2012

markeria

Markeria is very pretty, and unique! you will not find anyone else like her! she is super funny & outgoing and really down to earth! she makes a good friend & girlfriend and she’s very supportive. she is good at making people feel comfortable , and she is honest and trustworthy. through your toughest times you will need her on your team! she also does not care what people think, rumors don’t bother her!

my friend is a markeria! be like markeria!

by markeria September 20, 2018