Marino

an amazingly good looking person who everyone likes. they are great at every sport and everybody wants to be like them. and their girlfriend really loves them.

Wow Nick is such a Marino. Tom and Kim really wish they were like him.

by Go Wombats August 4, 2007

Joshua Maindonald

Aka "when man," is someone that has money, time, friends, and games. He has short blonde hair and pale skin. He is a funny person

Random Person "hey, Jo..."
Joshua Maindonald "When? Did I ask?"

by Sifven October 20, 2022

Macindouche

an elitist retarded person who gladly and enthusiastically pays a ridiculous amount of money for sub par computer and entertainment equipment despite having numerous better and less expensive options because they believe every completely false and semi-false claim made by Apple/Macintosh Inc. or they want to be able to sit at the genius bar and feel superior as they try to use their computer even though they don't know what the fuck they're doing so they ask one of the staff persons at the store who, of course, don't have an answer except that maybe they should try buying some upgrade or apple care or other useless add-on which the douche willingly does without thought or question...they just stare at that glowing half-eaten apple

see also: iDouche

Macindouche: Hey check out my new mac.
Smart person: ...cool?
Macindouche: Yeah it's got a 1.8GHz processor, 2 gigs of RAM, bluetooth, wi-fi, it's ultra cool
Smart person: How much was it?
Macindouche: (some ridiculous amount of money)
Smart person: I just got a pc for half that price with twice as much power.
Macindouche: Yeah but this thing is awesome, it can do video editing, I can watch movies, listen to music, it's ultra top of the line.
Smart person: Yeah my pc does all that too.
Macindouche: Yeah but I can like plug anything into it and it will work, like an mp3 player, a digital camera, external hard drive, external superdrive...
Smart person: Yeah me too. What the fuck's a superdrive?
Macindouche: It can burn cds AND dvds.
Smart person: Oh you mean a combo drive, yeah my pc has one on it. You had to buy an external?
Macindouche: Yeah I bought an external but it's more than a combo drive, it's a superdrive.
Smart person: What does it do other than burn cds and dvds?
Macindouche: It plays them too.
Smart person: All burners play the media they can burn.
Macindouche: ...huh?
Smart person: Nevermind. So does it do anything else? Any reason you spent so much on it?
Macindouche: Yeah, it can't get viruses.
Smart person: Yeah it can.
Macindouche: No, macs can't get viruses.
Smart person: Then why did it come with virus scanning software?
Macindouche: ...in case one day it can get viruses.
Smart person: A computer can eventually lose its features?
Macindouche: I dunno, maybe. It doesn't matter though cause it can't get viruses.
Smart person: I've got a virus on this disk right here, let's put it in your mac.
Macindouche: No!
Smart person: But it can't get viruses you said.
Macindouche: Yeah but I'd rather not.
Smart person: I see. Why'd you buy that anyway? I thought you just got an ibook like 3 months ago.
Macindouche: I did but it stopped working. Kept crashing and locking up. Something about my hard drive being corrupted, whatever that means.
Smart person: Sounds like a virus.
Macindouche: No that wasn't it. Macs can't get viruses.
Smart person:...ok.
Macindouche: Anyway, I took it to the mac store to get it fixed and they had it for like a month and couldn't figure it out. So they sent it to Mac corporate and they had it for like 2 months and they couldn't figure it out. So yeah, I got this thing instead.
Smart person: Well...that's...great man.
Macindouche: Hey can I borrow your phone. I need to make a call and I've been unable to get any service ever since I switched to cingular so I could get an iPhone.
Smart person: I guess.
Macindouche: Thanks bro. I'll be at the genius bar. Hey you're really cool man, you should think about getting a mac.
Smart person: No thx. I like right-clicking...and vagina.
Macindouche: Huh?
Smart person: Nevermind.

by little_fats February 1, 2008

tan marino

a white man who is tan all the time and constantly walks around without his shirt on to show off how retardedly tan he is. "Tan Akroyd" and "Danny Tanner" are also acceptable forms of this term.

Long arms Steve looks like Tan Marino. All he does is lay on the beach all day, gets tan and tries to lure girls with his tanning oil to come and hang out with him. He's a real creep that guy.

by baits September 22, 2007

Marino

To choke unbelievably hard right at the end, like at the very very end.

Person 1: Yo did you get that FC you've been grinding for?
Person 2: Unfortunately no, I've been marinoing it pretty hard as of late. That damn outro gets me everytime.

by xxmarino95xx July 12, 2019

san marino

A place where the nerds of the world gather and learn about the ways of the world.

San Marino High School's prom is like at Borders.

by Elliot Min January 15, 2005

Dan Marino

the 27th PICK OF THE 1983 draft, since there were only 28 teams back then, dipshit. his defenses were consistently near the bottom of the league and never truly had a great running back. when asked to give up the ball to the running game, he did out of desire to win a championship, only to find that the players jimmy johnson picked at that position were duds. in most experts opinion, he is at least on a par with any quarterback in nfl history. probably a victim of his own statistics, because idiots like don shula figure "if we just rely on danny to pass teh ball all game, we're bound to win a super bowl eventually". peers of his like john elway, had the fortune of having a coach with a brain, who realizes that you will not win superbowls unless you have a balanced attack on offense and a solid defense.

idiots would call marino selfish, but i wonder how far those teams would have gone relying on teh running game and defense they didn't have

by Michael Scholl April 4, 2005