Marf

For when someone says something through text and you want to convey laughter. An alternative to "LMFAO" or "lol"

Friend: *something funny*
Me: Marf

by ElBarden January 31, 2020

MARF

MARF: (Noun, Abbreviation) mahr-f: A derogatory term employed to describe those engaging in outdoor recreational activities in a manner inconsistent with experienced hobbyists, especially while doing so with self-promotional motives. A memetic epithetical acronym abbreviating 'Mis-Adventurous Recreational Fuckery.'

The MARF was gored by a bison attempting to take a selfie while disregarding established wildlife viewing protocols.

by itsme_101 December 12, 2020

marf

An expression of depression, boredom, or general dissatisfaction with your life or current situation

"Hey man, what's up?"
"marf...."
"Oh? What's wrong?"
"Feeling crappy, don't know why"

by kimberkid October 29, 2006

Marf

the name for a person who has the connective tissue dissorder marfan syndrome.

I miss my marfs from the conference

by marfgirl December 5, 2009

marf

The famous Arseish word 'marf' is commonly used by BadAsses of the United Badgers Association. Meaning "sex" or "fuck", it can be used in a variety of sentences. Other words find it's root in 'marf', such as 'marfut', marfer, 'ubermarfer' and 'merf'. Please use accordingly.

Oi Badgerstaff! Fancy a marf?

by Alex K. August 19, 2003

Marf

When you're stroking it and your mom walks in

1. General Spacebat: Marf
1. General Flamereaperz: Marf!
1. General Emtee: Marf :(
1. General Octah: you all got caught marfing at the same tiem?

by Aman'thul June 28, 2009

marf

Any human-like creature that is one or more of the following: greedy, horny, smelly, has tendencies to indulge in sexual acts with little girls, or will walk into any house unannounced and eat any and/or all food in the area.

"You're such a goddamn marf, fuck!"

by shart666 January 19, 2009