Marf

A word to use when you're too tired in the morning to come up with coherent replies in conversation. Can also be written as "marfy."

Friend: How are you doing this morning?
You: Marf.
Friend: I know how that is.

by Werns January 11, 2019

Marf

Marf-the act of vomiting, but closing your mouth and catching it in your mouth and swallowing it before any vomit escapes.

The smell of that dog poop was so bad, it made me marf.

by Blanchdan75 September 30, 2018

Marf

1. A fusion of the words meow and arf, usually uttered by the bored.

2. A word that can be used to change the subject in an awkward and/or annoying conversation.

3. Can be used when others are making random animal sounds. (when asked what it is use definition 1, paraphrase if you'd like)

1. This is sorta self-exclamatory.

2. Wierd Guy: Hey guess what.

You:What?

Wierd Guy: *random shit*

You: MARF.

Wierd Guy: What?

You: I said MARF.

Wierd Guy: Ok then.

You: Yup.

Wierd Guy: *Walks away*

You: *smile in triumph*

3. Person #1: Meow

Person #2: Arf

You: MARF

Both #1-2: What

You: *explain what MARF is*

Both #1-2: *bow down to your glory*

by Blah- muther fuckin- Blah November 23, 2009

Marf

a sacred word used instead of the word f***/sex/bonk, ect. Generally used by ?Badgers and Bad Asses

1)Keanu Reeves is pretty MARFy, no?
2)You are a motherMARFer
3)I enjoy MARF

by Lizz August 19, 2003

Marf

Someone who has Marfan Syndrome. Commonly used with in group of people.

I'm hanging with my Marfs.

by MarfMan August 09, 2012

Marf

A man scarf.

Did you see what his wife made him?

Yeah she crocheted him a marf, what a lucky guy.

by X3ROX December 08, 2009

Marf

stuff food in your face with no discretion or regard for quantity whatsoever

"i marfed that box of mac and cheese"

"ima marf this bbq chicken"

Me:"Where are my cheese puffs?"

You: " I marfed them all"

by daveydtheemc June 14, 2011