marf

An expression of depression, boredom, or general dissatisfaction with your life or current situation
"Hey man, what's up?"
"marf...."
"Oh? What's wrong?"
"Feeling crappy, don't know why"
by kimberkid October 29, 2006
mugGet the marfmug.

bed warmer

Term originating at Renaissance Faires used to describe a one-night-stand type relationship.
Did you see that girl with Aron? I bet she's gonna be his bed warmer tonight...
by kimberkid January 10, 2005
mugGet the bed warmermug.