manurple

black male that is so dark that he has a blue or purple-ish hue.

man, that man is a manurple.

by Daz something April 26, 2005

Masturbleating

The act of watching a movie whilst sitting/lying upside down.

-It's poor form to flip the screen when masturbleating.

-If we're going to start dating, I think that you should know that I have been known to masturbleat occasionally.

by Captain McG February 20, 2011

mastursleep

That moment when you finish masturbating and involuntarily fall asleep directly after climax.

Yeah man, so I just came all over and fell asleep covered in my cum and hand still on my dick. Totally got some good mastursleep.

by hXcj July 20, 2013

Masturtweet

The act of tweeting yourself, i.e. sending yourself a tweet by sending, replying or retweeting to yourself on the twitter network.

Usually the act of "Masturtweeting" is followed by sudden realisation and an expletive, often followed by a public tweet apologising for masturtweeting in public.

@me yeah dude, I was totally wasted last night <enter>

"Oh Shiz, just sent that to myself again..."

@all sorry guys, just masturtweeted again, can't help myself

by ccwharris November 4, 2009

mastursleat

(v.) to masturbate, sleep, and eat all at once.

Dan was so tired, hungry, and horny after leaving cs lab, he said to mark, "i'm going home to mastursleat"

I caught Dan mastursleating when I found him in his bed with a steak sandwich and redtube on his laptop.

by sexx cauldron September 25, 2009

masturtexting

masturbating with the visual created from sensual text messages

thru text msg.
boy: what are you wearing?
girl: tanktop and undies
boy: take it off
girl: which one's first? the tanktop or undies?
boy: shit, i think i'm having a boner
girl: oh my god you're masturtexting

by ihcodagedas January 10, 2011

manture

From man-nature. All manmade objects and all the features, forces and processes that happen or exist due to human intervention, such as vehicles, TVs, the internet, war and poetry

This Media Centre is the best example of manture I have seen!

by Greg&Abi May 17, 2004