Malechanism

A religion worshipping malechan

you must simp for malechan and be in his discord server

My religion is malechanism

by Malechansimp December 8, 2020

malachichi

an african american man who likes to put on tights and role play as anime characters

malachichi out

by kakashiiam October 15, 2019

Malachi

Malachi, too many words to describe him. A truly humorous person that is sure to make you laugh. Has the nicest smile ever and is loyal. Somewhat a nerd, which makes him even better in my book! Trustworthy and honest. Usually shy and quiet at first but once you get to know him he is a good person. A great hugger (and trust me, im not lying). Even though he may not look like it, he is pretty athletic. You can always count on him. His self esteem is not so prestigious but he doesn't realize how special and how good he is. He will always find a way to make you smile, even when your down deep in the dumps. If you ever find yourself with a Malachi, you're quite lucky, because He is the definition of perfect friend. Period. :)

Person 1: "wow Malachi is the best!"
Person 2: "How"
Person 1: "Looking at him says it all"

by DaBeast352 July 9, 2019

Malscuzi

Malscuzi: an excuse with a negative aspect to it

Her teacher accused her of using malscuzis for being late to class every day.

by TreeLeaves August 4, 2008

Malachi

A very amazing man with beautiful brown eyes who always knows what to say to make the one he loves smile. The one he loves is a very lucky person considering they have the most amazing person to live. He is one of a kind. Always looking for an adventure. Pretty much everyone loves him. And no one dares mess with his girl unless they're ready to be bitched at. It's the most adorable thing ever. He has the most gorgeous smile and when his arms are around you there is no where in the world you'd rather be. when he loves someone they know it. He is so amazing. And he knows it.

"Dang, Malachi is amazing."

by Skittlemonster September 10, 2011

maschat

Its like chat sex, you or the other person have to masturbate and you or the other person have to control it saying slower or faster.

Exemple of maschatting :
Uhhh bby fasterrr
Slower boo pls (:

by maschatting July 15, 2019

Maschmann

Someone who goes nude swimming next to his former students.

Hey did you see Maschmann take off his pants.
Yes my eyes burnt to a crisp.

by Nogger with PP August 19, 2021