Definitions by TreeLeaves

Malscuzi 

Malscuzi: an excuse with a negative aspect to it

Her teacher accused her of using malscuzis for being late to class every day.

Malscuzi by TreeLeaves August 4, 2008

Bonscuzi 

Bonscuzi: an excuse with a positive aspect to it

Exhausted, John gave her the bonscuzi that he needed some sleep.

Bonscuzi by TreeLeaves August 4, 2008

Multiprofactioned 

Multiprofactioned:
1) experienced in the ways of a relationship without the negative connotation of being "sexual"
2) being fit, specifically from treadmill-bicycling

1) Her friend came to her for relationship advice because she was known for being quite multiprofactioned.
2)He was very multiprofactioned and toned from all his working out at the gym.

Multiprofactioned by TreeLeaves August 3, 2008